Buddha Board
If you loved Etch-A-Sketch when you were a kid then you'll probably want to know about the Buddha Board. It's a similar concept with a twist that makes it a little more "grown up" than playing with an Etch-A-Sketch in…
Big Stripper Gnome
Ooh la la! Let your freak flag fly a little bit with this risqué variation on the garden gnome theme. Instead of a regular ass garden gnome, this is more like the stripping gnome that would be working the shady…
Nearly Effortless Decision Maker
Indecision is a bitch. Much like regret, it's a pretty useless experience for the average human life. Sure, you can't make every decision instantly and, obviously, if you do something wrong then being able to recognize that helps you make…
Literary Party Game
Papercuts is a party game for that person who thinks Cards Against Humanity is for uneducated morons but part of that person wishes they were an uneducated moron so they could have fun like everyone seems to be doing. You don't…
Skull Microphone
If you're in a rock band with any sort of tough or moody or dark themes of any kind at all and your lead singer DOESN'T have this microphone, why are you wasting everybody's time? You're wasting your time and…
Nic Cage Activity Book
Nicolas Cage is the single greatest celebrity in the history of the world and this is not up for debate*. This is an activity book for Nic Cage fans. It's named after one of his many, many masterpieces, Snake Eyes.…
Unicorn Backpack
Dillema: you need to look out-of-this-world fabulous tonight but you also need to transport some (but not very many) items on or near your person. Solution: a small backpack with an attached unicorn head! This is the real life. This…
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
Float around the pool on a floaty that looks like a giant ice cream sandwich! This is the closest you'll ever be able to get to living that super weird dream of floating around on a real ice cream sandwich!…
Knitted Boobs Koozie
Few things in life are as comforting as beer and boobs. Bring these two beautiful things together with one knitted koozie! Wrap your comfort beverage up in your favorite body part with this booby-licious koozie. Breast-themed beer koozies are not…
Hungover Tomorrow Shirt
The official shirt of everyone who knows the specific consequences of their chosen behavior and knows they're going to behave that way regardless! Listen, you can scroll this entire website if you're late to the party and you don't believe…
Light Socket Phone Charger
For everyone who's ever had to make the difficult decision of whether they should stand in the dark and charge their phone or enjoy a well-lit room while their battery life quickly diminishes, we'd like to usher you into the…
GIVEAWAY: Tyrion Poster
Get some Tyrion Lannister on your wall as soon as possible with this poster featuring the best quote from our favorite character from our favorite show! The official Game of Thrones teasers have already begun for the next season, which…