The little things mean a lot on Christmas morning. You can spend $500+ on a huge present for someone (something from our Blackout Friday countdown, perhaps?) and end up getting a bigger reaction out of the hilarious stocking stuffer that…
Jellyfish have got to be one of the most awesome creatures on this planet. We read this thing once about how some jellyfish basically never die and they just keep regenerating themselves over and over? Jellyfish are probably aliens. Anyway,…
Remember a few months ago when Trader Joe’s got busted trying to sell asparagus water to all of our yoga instructors? Yeah, that was hilarious. If they’d just stocked the shelves with these bottles that let you infuse water with…
This is the stuff nightmares are made of, people. No lie, we were at a CHERUB afterparty this year, getting down to the DJs, doing our thing, when we looked over and some total psycho was wearing a mask exactly…
One of our favorite things on drunkMall is the Tupac “Thug Life” sweatpants, so we were super excited to learn that there was a matching sweatshirt! It’s too bad we don’t have a way to contact everyone who got the sweatpants…
HOOD RAT STUFF by HOT TUB CLUB Maybe you didn’t realize this but drunkMall is tuned in to what the kids are doing and what the kids want and what the kids want to be doing. You know what the…
Oh, shit, finally! Koozies always seemed kind of dumb to us because, like, drink your damn beer instead of holding on to it and the thing won’t get warm because there’s, what, five actual mouthfuls in a bottle? Sheesh! But…
If you missed it, we launched drunkPhone last week and holy shit people love it! Marie Claire… Complex… Playboy… New York Magazine… The press was all over it as soon as it dropped! The full details can be found on…
Listen, you’ve got to stay organized in life, especially if you’re trying to cut loose every now and then. Minimizing risk, that’s what we’re all about on this drunk shopping website! Earlier in the year, we found some ridiculously awesome magnets…
This portrait would be great for one of those pranks where someone switches out a photograph on someone’s wall to see how long it takes them to notice the change. It’s also obviously just funny and cool, though. Yoda looks…
It’s officially bathtub season, ladies and gentlemen! It’s cold as balls outside and nothing brings our toes back to life like a long soak in a tub full of warm water - but we don’t like to bathe alone! We…
What’s the saying? The King sips and The Hand opens bottles? Something like that… Aside from being inspired by probably the best television show of our times, the thing we really like about this bottle opener is that, at over…