Everyone loves drunkMall so much, we’ve been trying to figure out a way to bring the fun of drunk shopping directly to your phone without you having to download a dumbass app and a get a bunch of annoying notifications…
Today, we’re introducing drunkPhone!
(This probably only works in the United States, you have to be 18 to use drunkPhone and standard text messaging and data rates may apply.)
Here’s how it works:
- Save drunkPhone to your contacts – 347-927-8334 (That’s 347-WASTED-4, if you remember touchtone phones. Also, don’t waste your time calling the number – nobody’s home.)
- Whenever you feel good and drunk/ready to have a product sent to you, text drunkPhone any (or all*) numbers from “one” to “ten.” Think of it like a menu at a fast food place where you order by number.
- For every number you text to drunkPhone, you’ll get a product image, description and link texted back to you! Each product will come in a separate text to keep you from having to scroll through a chat to find the one you liked.
Each reply could take up to 5 – 10 minutes (our machine elves like to get drunk, too), so hang out with your friends for a bit instead of staring at your phone waiting for the text!
We’ll only text you if you text us first. If you stop texting us, we’ll stop texting you.
We’ll restock drunkPhone with ten new products every Friday.
That’s it! Have fun!
*NOTE: Google Voice users are especially encouraged to text all numbers from 1-10 in one text, as GV’s naming format may otherwise result in multiple responses when individual texts are sent to drunkPhone.