Cthulhu 2016 campaign button
Politics, right? It’s all BS. You think it’s gonna matter who’s president of America when The Great Old Ones return? Nah, son. Nah... Don’t know about you but we’re gonna make sure Cthulhu knows what side we were on the…
High-Heeled Scuba Flippers
High-heeled scuba flippers are all the rage in Belgium right now. It seems like learning to walk in them would be pretty awkward but once you get it down the benefits are obvious. Today’s couples don’t want to do the…
Taco Emoji Sweater
Tacos are everything. There once was a time when the world did not have a taco emoji. Can you imagine? For real, ask someone who was there - they’ll tell you. The year was 2015. We had all these emoji.…
The Fetish (Adult) Coloring Book
See that cover? Yeah, it’s like that. Coloring books are going through a weird transformation right now. The yoga pants, juice cleanse, brunch crowd decided coloring is a healthy and relaxing activity for adults. Who knows? Whatever. It’s brought about…
EXCLUSIVE: The Ultimate Pizza Party Swag List
Find what you love and let it kill you. -Charles Brewkowski The strongest bond in life is that between pizza and your mouth. The second strongest bond is between humans with a mutual admiration and respect for the ultimate food…
McDonald Trump canvas print
It’s almost worth having to read about Donald Trump every day in order for this artwork to exist. Like, if we could trade, we would but we can’t, so we’ll take the artistic commentary. This is more interesting than anything…
Ty-Lite: The Selfie Smartphone Case
By the time you read this, the Ty-Lite will either have already gone viral or been filed under good ideas that didn’t work. Maybe both! If you haven’t heard of it, the Ty-Lite is a phone case designed by Ty…
Guns n’ Roses Sweater
G n’ R is back, baby! For the record, this is not an ironic or “ugly” sweater. It is a spectacular sweater and anyone should be proud to own it, especially since the band is performing again. We’re not really…
20 Disposable Cameras
Before smartphones and digital cameras, before Instagram and Tumblr, we had disposable cameras. If you weren’t there, you may think this seems like a stupid idea. Pop back down and learn something. Disposable cameras were social media before social media.…
Siamese Chairs
Why, though? This looks like something that would happen if Kanye West decided to start designing furniture. If you can’t figure out what you’re looking at, we don’t blame you. It’s pretty much two chairs that someone forgot to cut…
Pulp Fiction Talking Jules Figure
This is one foul-mouthed doll - it’s great! Not only does the Jules figure spout off 11 expletive-riddled Pulp Fiction quotes but he comes with all the accessories: a gun, the mysterious briefcase, his gold bracelet and a wallet. You…
Compose Your Own Music Box Melodies
Yeah, yeah, there are probably like ninety apps that do this... Nobody cares about your sick relationship with the app store, brah. Don’t be that guy. Let people have hobbies or even, like, casually vague interests without flexing millennial nuts…