Just because the whole nation is screwed doesn't mean you can't get screwed, too! Whether the Oval Office is manned by a donkey or dumbo, you've still gotta get yours on a Saturday night. So what's the move? Fire up…
There isn't even anything to say about this. Like, now you know this exists. That's it. You probably didn't know this exists and now you do. We've certainly never seen anything like this, ever. But now we have. You could…
Are you freakin' seeing this?! This is a real thing! It's a phone case made out of some kind of material Neil DeGrasse Tyson probably knows all about but we've never heard of and it sticks to "most smooth, flat…
Las Vegas is everything that's actually great about America and punk music fits right into that. Buuut what do punk and bowling have to do with each other? A lot, apparently. At first, we assumed they were using the word "punk"…
If you've ever lost a game of tic-tac-toe as an adult, this is the game for you because you've got some sorrows to drown, friend. See, what we should all know by now about tic-tac-toe is that it's a deadlock game,…
Yo, this shirt might be funny now but back in the day this episode of Saved by the Bell used to be scary as hell. Ask anyone who was around and impressionable and they'll probably tell you they took some…
Do you have any idea how much money DJs are making these days? Can you imagine how much money a cat DJ would make?! Set your feline friend up with this turntable scratch pad and she'll be cuttin' up the…
File this one under #NEEDS, right? It's cold. You're drunk and maybe your hand's a little numb. You drop your beer. It's a tragic tale and one we've all lived a time or two but it's time to put…
Cardboard cutout standups are really undervalued as “room flair,” these days. That’s a shame because they are so fun. If you get a strong enough one that’s shaped right, it works really well as a scarf hanger because finding a good…
Sure! Why not? Ronald Reagan was a crappy actor and he got to be president, so why not Ye? He’s already great at pissing everyone off and not caring what they think about it, so that part of the job…
Man, we loved us some Walker, Texas Ranger in The ‘90s... Everybody did. But did you know? The show had a product placement deal with Chrysler’s Dodge line, which obviously explains why Walker drove that monster of a Dodge Ram (and…
What’s the first thing you think most people are gonna wanna do with a robotic hand? Okay, well, this doesn’t do that! What’s it good for then? Who knows, man - learning? Robotics are going to play a major part…