Badass Cobra Lighter
The best part about this photo is the finger of the person holding the lighter looks like they've been bitten by an actual cobra in the past. There's no telling what country this thing was made in but it's probably…
Spicy South African Beef Jerky
You only live once. Probably. Ok, maybe you're a wizard or an alchemist and you're going to live a hundred times, whatever. The point is that you're alive on this planet right now and there are thousands of things you've…
Full Bottle Wine Glass
There's absolutely nothing wrong with spending February 14th, a.k.a. Singles Awareness Day, at home with a bottle of wine. But some of us have friends who are unfamiliar with this esteemed holiday, choosing instead to spend that date celebrating…
Workaholics Tight Butthole shirt
Tighter than the tightest of buttholes is this shirt. Let your friends, family, co-workaholics and total strangers know you appreciate the finer things (and TV shows) in life with this officially licensed Workaholics t-shirt design. Confused right now? Well, first…
Drink-A-Palooza Game
Drink-A-Palooza is a very, very fun drinking game - some say the ultimate. What's your favorite drinking game? If you said pretty much any game that anyone else has ever heard of, it's probably a part of this game, too.…
Chamoy-Flavored Gummy Bears
We're going to assume you don't know what chamoy is because most people probably don't know. It's kind of like sangria, in that it's actual flavor can vary wildly based on what it's made out of but it's all called…
The Wine Condom
February 14th is Singles Awareness Day. Condoms are maybe the most important part of a successful career as a single person in today's dating pool. Everyone knows this by now, right? Riiiight? You crazy kids... Your wine is no different.…
Polaroid Toilet Paper Roll and Camera-Shaped Holder
A picture is worth a thousand words, so... Eh, maybe we won't finish that thought. If you don't think about the philosophical implications of wiping butts with nice pictures of houses and flowers and clouds and stuff, this is a pretty…
Bluetooth Earmuffs
Strangers are the worst. You could be walking down the street wearing a shirt that says "DON'T TALK TO ME" written in fresh blood and still some guy will think he's the one person that has something you need to…
90s “Jazz Cup” Design sweater
This has to be the third or fourth product we've featured with this design on it. We love it. If you somehow don't recognize, back in The Nine-Deez this was the design printed on just about every cheap, wax Solo…
EXCLUSIVE: Epic Dance Party 101
The last thing anyone wants to do is attend another fake ass party. Dance floor empty, every dude hanging out with other dudes while the girls take group selfies for Snapchat and shit. Don't go out like that. Ever. Now, we…
Pie Face game
This game is popping up all over social media lately. In case you can't tell, it's basically Russian Roulette with a pile of whipped cream to the loser's face instead of, you know, permanent death. Seriously, Russian Roulette is such…