Halo Master Chief costume
The first #BlackoutFriday countdown comes to a close with an item we would have to be absolutely wrecked at home on Black Friday to buy - a super realistic Halo cosplay getup! Here’s why we’d have to be trashed to…
Incredible Foam LEDsabers
We’re probably not supposed to call these a certain word. Lightsaber. Lightsabers are thing in the Star Wars movies. This isn’t a post about lightsabers. This is a post about an amazing new foam toy that anyone who likes lightsabers…
Nautical Steampunk Computer Keyboard
Today’s #BlackoutFriday Countdown product reminds us of that game Myst. Have you ever played Myst? Myst was one of the most frustrating computer games ever made. In fact, Myst was probably the second most frustrating experience in the lives of…
Bill Murray Coloring Book
Bill Murray is pretty clearly the man. He’s been the man for a long, long time. (Except we’re scared to see that new movie he’s in because we’ve heard bad things and someone should tell him Wes Anderson stopped making…
Double-Fisting Beer Mug
We haven’t posted a lot of novelty items on drunkMall because it’s so obvious and you’re better than that. At first glance, one might view a double beer mug as mere novelty… but Not. So. Fast. Have you ever had…
Dried Carolina Reaper hot peppers
Listen, there is an almost 0% chance that you need to buy this product. We highly recommend that you do not, in fact. In 2013, the Carolina Reaper held the Guinness World Record for heat, peaking at 2.2 million Scoville…
Potty-Mouthed Gift Cards
Getting cards with presents always seems kind of lame. Like, if the gift was cool, it really wouldn’t need a card, would it? The exception being these cards, which take the trite phrases found on most notecards and insert some…
Countdown to “Blackout Friday”
Everyone’s doing Black Friday countdowns and we’re just not into that. Not because we want to convince you we’re opposed to capitalism or any other such obviously phony PR attempts. But because all the stuff people are putting on sale…
“Knight’s Armor” Visored Helmet Hoodie
We’re getting our #BlackoutFriday Countdown started with a bang! We expected to be sent one of these when we finally win the Internet. But now that we’re making our own money, we can fulfill our destiny right now and grab…
Automatic Mah Jong Table
We like to imagine that we know an elderly Chinese lady who would love us forever and ever if we got her a table that automatically shuffles and properly stacks the tiles for a game of Mah Jong between her…
Rude Party Balloons
After a certain point, going to parties becomes a chore like any other thing you’re supposed to do. We called these Rude Party Balloons but we maybe should have called them Honest Balloons because “THIS PARTY IS SHIT” should have been…
The Pocket Shot slingshot
Rednecks are geniuses, man. Watch that video and just try to count how many beards and beer bottles there are… Anyway, The Pocket Shot is a totally new type of slingshot. We aren’t engineers, so have someone else explain but…