Do you have any idea how to cook a chicken on the engine of your car? No. You do not. Because they don't teach that in three-years-worth-of-canned-food-and-water-in-your-underground-bomb-shelter school. Not even those people who pretend like they believe a zombie apocalypse…
Let's put some questions to bed right away by clarifying that this is not a meat product. It's totally possible that someone out there is making real salami with chocolate in it, we've never seen that and that isn't what…
Have you recently won the lottery or come into a large sum of money through the passing of a family member? It's time to stop dunking cookies in milk with your own fingers like a common peasant! Use a cookie…
Are cookies kinky now? Is this a thing? How long has this been a thing? Why is "kinky cookies" so fun to say? Try it out - kinky cookies, kinky cookies, kinky cookies.... Anyway, this is a cookbook of cookies…
There's nothing wrong with a classic ice cream sandwich. Soft chocolate cookie wafers with a brick of vanilla ice cream in between? Nothing wrong with that. But. Have you ever thought about all the flavor combinations that are possible in…
This sauce is so hot you might think it's trying to kill you! Nah, we're just kidding. It's, like, really really hot but if you're in the habit of punishing your digestive tract with capsaicin, you'll be totally fine with this stuff.…
Life is short. Start your day with a bit of dessert! That morning routine just became a little bit sweeter because now you can get cupcake flavored toothpaste! It's like celebrating someone's birthday every time you brush your pearly whites.…
Flowers, jewelry, kale shakes... Those kinds of gifts only work on a certain type of person. The rest of us are typically classified as "difficult to shop for" but that's not really true. We just like different things, like avoiding…
Dudes who can't cook at all need to get it together. Do you look like Leonardo DiCaprio? Are you as rich as Bruce Wayne? Have you dedicated a year of your life to rescuing small kittens from the mouths of…
Making the decision between having sushi and having candy is always so difficult... Why not have both?! Assuming this isn't one of the first fifty websites you've ever seen, you've probably already figured out that this product comes from Japan, land…
This is everything dessert is supposed to be. The Dutch did a pretty good job of keeping stroopwafels to themselves for a long time but the secret is out! What's a stroopwafel? Well, the word literally means "syrup waffle" and that's basically…
Remember when they stopped making Twinkies?! It was horrible. For almost a full year, there were no new Twinkies made in America! That's just not right. Wikipedia literally defines Twinkies as an "American snack cake." If the U.S. Government can bail out…