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Cannabis Beer

Cannabis Beer

Yeah but have you ever had beer with weeeeeeed in it, maaaaan??? If you haven't, now's your chance! Claiming to be the "world's first cannabis infused craft beer," General Washington's Secret Stash IPA is wrapping up an incredibly underwhelming Kickstarter…

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Skull and Spine Beer Bong

Skull and Spine Beer Bong

The head bone's connected to the... beer bone! Alright, the song needs some work but what's not to love about this bone-tastic beer bong? We're picking up some serious Dothraki meets Vlad the Impaler's hard partying teenage nephew vibes from…

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Bullet Shaped Shot Glass

Bullet Shaped Shot Glass

Make it a REAL shot with this beautiful piece! Solid glass, fashioned into the shape of a big ol' .50 caliber bullet. It's hollow, of course - how else could you drink booze from it?! That's right, this bullet is…

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The Simpsons Shopping Spree

EXCLUSIVE: The Simpsons Shopping Spree

On Sunday night, The Simpsons will air its 600th episode. It's been the "Longest Running" in several categories of television for years now, so it's kind of like when an Olympic gold medallist keeps winning gold medals. Like, yeah, that's…

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Direwolf Mug

Direwolf Mug

Winter may be coming but new episodes of Game of Thrones won't be here for way too long. (Seriously, it's not fair.) Get your daily fix of Westeros with your morning cup of coffee using this awesome mug! When filled…

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Nespresso Intense Family Pack

Nespresso Intense Family Pack

IS YOUR FAMILY JUST TOO INTENSE FOR REGULAR VARIETY FAMILY PACKS OF SINGLE SERVE COFFEE DRINKS?!?! WELL PAUSE YOUR DVR RECORDING OF THE X GAMES FOR A MINUTE AND HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSES BECAUSE WE FOUND JUST THE THING…

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Amateur Hour Beer Pong Cups

Amateur Hour Beer Pong Cups

You know how when you go bowling with a small child you can get those bumpers that lay in the gutters and make it impossible to roll a gutterball? This is kinda like that but for beer pong. These cups…

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Coffee Slut Mug

Coffee Slut Mug

Caffeine addiction is no laughing matter. It usually starts with a little pot. You know, peer pressure. A typical scene: some friends are sharing a joint of the pot and they find out you've never toked a smoke before. Next…

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Eye Chart Shot Glasses

Eye Chart Shot Glasses

Oh now that's smart thinking! It's safe to say we're all accustomed to the, eh, physical impairments brought about by indulgence in alcoholic spirits. Drink too much and you'll be walking a little (or a lot) not so good. And…

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Cap Catching Bottle Opener

Cap Catching Bottle Opener

Stop popping bottles and just letting the caps fall all over the place! That shit is sloppy. You're better than that, kids. Your house is your temple. Keep it clean. This bottle opener - spoiler alert - removes the caps…

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Rogue Dead Guy Whiskey

Rogue Dead Guy Whiskey

For aficionados of American craft beer, Rogues' Dead Guy Ale is a big time favorite. Deservedly so. Dead Guy won First Place in last year's Great International Beer & Cider, as well as Gold Medalling in the 2015 World Beer Championship.…

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One-Handed Bottle Opener

One-Handed Bottle Opener

What a neat bottle opener! The little magnet in the top keeps the whole unit locked in place so you only need to push up on the lever to pop the cap on that beer (or soda) bottle. When not in…

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