Burger World Hat
Fans of immature 90s cartoons will remember that Beavis and Butthead "worked" at a fast food joint called Burger World. That ain't a real place but you can still rep it with flair wearing this Burger World snapback hat! Make…
Hooch Decanter
Present your less expensive boozes in a fancy way with this classy decanter! Handblown lab glass emblazoned with the word HOOCH in gold print. Whatever you keep in this bottle automatically looks like something that's fancy but you don't want…
Fondue Mug
Somehow there are restaurants you can go to that only serve fondue dishes. Can you believe that? It's true. Also, these restaurants are, without exception, astronomically overpriced. Many of them are so unapologetically expensive that they actually keep their menus…
Phone Case with Wallet Compartment
Anyone walking around with a phone as well as any form of wallet is carrying too much stuff around. You don't have to do that anymore, people! This phone case has a wallet compartment hidden in the back of it. Flip…
Storm Glass
Nobody really knows when or where storm glass was invented... But in the 1800s, a sea captain by the name of Robert FitzRoy* was sailing around South America with Charles Darwin and Robert ran some experiments (or whatever) with storm…
Pro Level Travel Pillow
Sleep is the best thing ever. It's better than sex, drugs, any form of entertainment, anything! Think about it. You can be in an airport, in a car, on a bus, surrounded by annoying people, and if you manage to…
Ferrofluid Desk Toy
Here's something for all of you "social media managers" sitting at your desks, pretending to work when really you're just browsing reddit and Facebook to kill time before you check LinkedIn again to see if anyone in your "network" has a…
Movie-Inspired Cocktail Recipes
Something about seeing actors indulge in a vice onscreen makes that vice seem like the best thing you could do with your body in this life. Don't believe that? Fine. Watch basically any movie about criminals while you're trying to quit smoking…
Octopus Pint Glasses
Pint glasses with mysterious octopus tentacles rising up from the base, as if those strange creatures of the deep are reaching for the head of your delicious beer! If you missed The Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016, we unearthed…
Wireless Headphones Receiver
You don't have to spring for expensive wireless headphones! Podo Labs is about to release JACK, which is a small device that makes any headphone wireless. The little clip-on unit has a bluetooth receiver. You simply plug your regular headphones'…
Stackable Fish Condos
Fish are the oh-fish-ial pet of cleanly people who don't want all the hair, shit and chaos of owning a cat or a dog. Cats and dogs are amazing but they aren't for everyone or every living situation. Fish, on…
Peanut Butter Popcorn
Is it someone's job to come up with snack ideas like this? Someone send us an email or something, please. We have things to discuss. Back to the top at hand, this is a bag of Moon Rocks, which is…