Python Jerky
Alright. Everybody think of all their dick-related puns and get it out of the way. You done yet? Okay, now we can talk about this like adults... If you've never slipped a python between your lips and felt that meat…
Shark Attack Beach Towel
Shark attack! Two words you definitely don't want to hear at the beach. But don't let that stop you from enjoying this beach towel with a bit of a darkly comic design for the occasion! Sharks are awesome, okay? Honestly,…
RC Flying Shark
You've seen Sharknado. Wait, you haven't seen Sharknado? Fix your life. Alright, for everyone who has it together and has seen Sharknado, you know the drill. The game has changed. Sharks aren't perfect death machines handcrafted by years of evolution…
Cute Pencil Eraser Megapacks
Shaped like a bunch of foods you'd probably want to erase from your eating history if you're on a diet, these megapacks of random erasers from Japan are just about the cutest way that we've ever seen to do away with…
Magnetic Table Hockey
Here's something for anyone who's dropped serious coin in an air hockey arcade machine! This table top game isn't exactly like air hockey but it's very close. Instead of air jets creating a cushion for the game puck to glide…
Questlove Explores Creativity Through Food
This isn't a cookbook and it doesn't have any recipes in it, so don't act like you didn't know that in a week when it shows up in the mail. Why isn't this a cookbook? Who knows, son. Ask Questlove!…
Candy Leggings
How sweet it is to find a new favorite pair of leggings! With a soft and comfortable poly/spandex blend that's lightweight and breathable, these are that type of leggings that you look at in the dirty clothes pile and wonder…
GIVEAWAY: Micro-Magic 8 Ball
Life is hard. So much uncertainty. And, ugh, one decision after another that needs to be made. Take out the guesswork with a Magic 8 Ball! "But drunkMall, I can't leave every major decision of my life up to an…
Bicycle Headlight and Taillight
Bicycle safety just got a bit safetier. Okay, well, that's clearly not a word. Whatever. Headlights. Taillights. These are safety measures installed on every car that's legal to drive in The Unites States. Why don't we have these on bicycles…
Wearable Voice Recorder
Ideas seem to have very little regard for any individual's daily schedule. Whether you're a creative person or business professional or, more likely, some combination of the two, then you're in a position where one little idea is like finding…
Chain-Reaction Pong Ball Launchers
A fun and unique toy for everyone who gets a kick out of cause-and-effect playing out right before their eyes! For fans of games like Mousetrap, YouTube videos of Rube Goldberg machines, target practice dunk tanks at the fair and…
Longclaw Umbrella
Well, winter finally came... Which means spring is right around the corner and you know what that means! April showers are coming, it is known. Be prepared for the coming storms and shield yourself from the rain with a Longclaw…