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Game Boy Whiteboard Magnets

Game Boy Whiteboard Magnets

Give those household appliances an old school, handheld gaming system look with the FreezerBoy Magnet set! The "screen" of the big magnet functions as a dry erase board, so you can remind yourself to buy more energy drinks to fuel those…

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Bloody Sunglasses

Bloody Sunglasses

You'll look bloody fabulous in these shades! With a classic wayfarer frame and a cartoonish bloody print, these are some of the most unique and fun sunglasses around. Wayfarers are back in a big way right now, if you haven't…

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Andy Warhol Finger Puppet Fridge Magnet

Andy Warhol Finger Puppet Fridge Magnet

In addition to predicting the existence of viral content and having his life portrayed on film in some of the most horrendous acting performances ever, Andy Warhol was the kind of artist who would most likely have appreciated being turned into a…

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Rocket Launch LED Shirt

Rocket Launch LED Shirt

It's time to address the lack of animated LED t-shirts in your wardrobe. You probably don't even have any regular shirts with rockets on them either, which is also a problem. Today's your lucky day! Depicting a powerful rocket launch scene…

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Remote Control Bugatti

Remote Control Bugatti

Bugattis are one of the most expensive automobiles on Earth. Fantasizing about owning or even just driving a Bugatti is like porn for people who watch Top Gear and/or work for "equity" at tech startups in San Francisco. A lot…

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Loud Exhaust Simulator for Bicycles

Loud Exhaust Simulator for Bicycles

Is there a single reason for an adult to own this? Probably not. But maybe you have to buy a present for a kid. Or maybe you never had a childhood because you worked your ass off in order to…

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Motion Simulator Couch Attachment

Motion Simulator Couch Attachment

You know how theme parks will make new rides themed after blockbuster movies? This is kind of like that, except in your house. In fact, you don't even have to get off of your couch to ride this ride because…

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Eye of Sauron Necklace

Eye of Sauron Necklace

There are two ways of looking at this Eye of Sauron pendant. One, after the destruction of the Ring and Sauron's defeat, his fall was so great that it allowed his all-seeing eye to be captured and locked away in this…

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Laser Tag Guns

Laser Tag Guns

Isn't this supposed to be the future? We've had laser tag for over 20 years and everyone knows it's exhilarating. Why don't we have more laser sports?! Where are all the people whose job it is to invent sports, what…

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A Catapult

A Catapult

  Take that inter-office war back to The Middle Ages with a little catapult action! Operating with the same mechanisms that helped angry hordes storm the castle walls for centuries, this miniature catapult is under a foot tall and weighs…

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Minecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener

Minecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener

It's no Diamond Pickaxe but that Iron one gets the job done just as well! Here's a bottle opener for everyone who plans their entire week around how many hours of Minecraft they can get in if everything goes well.…

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Sushi Candy in a Box

Sushi Candy in a Box

Making the decision between having sushi and having candy is always so difficult... Why not have both?! Assuming this isn't one of the first fifty websites you've ever seen, you've probably already figured out that this product comes from Japan, land…

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