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Vampire Unicorn Blanket

Vampire Unicorn Blanket

Not all unicorns are perfectly white and symbolic of peace and innocence, you know. Some of 'em are downright wicked fuckers, they are! Take this lesser-known vampiric subspecies of unicorn. Purple coat, dark mane, pink eyes and menacing bat-like wings...…

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Would You Rather Card Game

Would You Rather Card Game

Take all the brain power needed in a normal game of "Would You Rather...?" and throw that shit out the window! This set of cards is perfect for the unimaginative, mentally lazy or simply drunk individual who can't be assed to…

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Like and Dislike Stamps

Like and Dislike Stamps

First of all, if Facebook added a "dislike" option to every post, that would change the world. It would be amazing. Can you even imagine? Okay, think about the last conversation you had off-Facebook (a.k.a. in "real" life) about something…

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Green Hot Chocolate

Green Hot Chocolate

Those Instagram and Snapchat followers will be green with envy when they see you drinking this delicious green hot chocolate this fall and winter! Is it radioactive? No. Did some magical leprechaun create this green hot chocolate? Uh, probably not. But…

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Sneaker Socks

Sneaker Socks

Socks are a way of life. There's wearing shoes. There's having bare feet. And then there's wearing socks. Wearing socks is just better. Oh, it's the middle of May and it's hot as balls and you don't want to wear…

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Cheering Trash Can Basketball Hoop

Cheering Trash Can Basketball Hoop

Workstation a mess? Make a game of keeping it clean! It's easier than you think. No matter how old people get, the same psychological tricks work on us. If something that sucks to do can be made to seem like…

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Spikeball

Spikeball

It's spikeball! Like a distilled version of volleyball meets foursquare, spikeball is a highly portable game that's easy to set up and play anywhere with a flat surface available. A lot of you probably saw this product on Shark Tank.…

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Teddy Bear Phone Case

Teddy Bear Phone Case

Cutest phone case ever? Cutest phone case ever. Most phone cases provide a tough outer shell to protect our fragile mobile devices from bumps and spills and drops. Extra layers of protection to keep the screen from shattering, things like…

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Kittens Hearts and Poo - Emoji Coloring Book

Kittens Hearts and Poo – Emoji Coloring Book

Something old, something new, something trendy, something blue... Or any other color you want it to be! Kittens, Hearts, and Poo: An Enchanting Emoji Coloring Book [sic] is exactly what it looks like it is - a coloring book full…

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Edible Candles

Edible Candles

Do you have any idea how much birthday candle wax you've eaten in your life? It's probably a lot more than you think. Here's what happens... There's the whole "we need a good cake" thing, which usually means some sort of…

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Skateboard Lights

Skateboard Lights

Trick out your skateboard with these awesome lighting kits! It's truly a shame that these didn't exist in The '80s, during the epic heyday of American Skateboarding Cinema. Because there will probably never be another wave of movies like that…

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Electric Chair Light Switch

Electric Chair Light Switch

These freaky-looking light switch plate covers look like the throw levers you see in old Horror movies! You know, like in any Frankenstein movie, the part where they bring the monster alive will almost always have Dr. Frankenstein or Igor…

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