Octopus Ring
Careful of this ring. Once it gets a good grip on your finger, it might not ever let go! Okay, okay. It's not a real octopus and you're in no danger of losing a finger to it. But it is…
Golf Dice Game
If you've ever gone through a Yahtzee phase, then you need to check out GOLO! It's called the "golf dice" game but if you ask us it's way more fun than actual golf. (Don't send us any caps lock emails,…
Callahan Auto Parts Shirt
This is how nostalgic clothing merch should be done. Look at the quality of this shirt! You can see how soft the blend of that cotton is from a mile away... Tommy Boy is a classic American movie, an underdog…
LED Lighting Strips
How cool does this lighting look? You may be amazed at how easy it is to install a setup like this in your own home. Pick any room with a decent amount of furniture (like a TV room) and all…
Wu Tang Clan Socks
You need to diversify your wardrobe and everybody knows the greatest monuments start with a strong foundation... Socks. We're talking about socks. The hype game is centered on sneakers these days but think about that. Say you get new kicks…
Linen Bondage Rope
Alright, let's not even waste time by pretending this is a gag gift or something. We live in a post-50 Shades of Grey world. Yes, that book is the grease fire inside of a dumpster behind a Long John Silvers…
Custom Bobblehead Dolls
You used to have to be pretty dang famous for anyone to make a bobblehead doll out of you but the playing field has been leveled, baby! That's right! You can turn yourself into a bobblehead doll today and it doesn't…
Bulk-Fill Water Balloons
Tired of getting massacred in water balloon fights after running out of ammo? Put an end to that noise right away! Every balloon in this bundle is connected to one hose attachment. Hook it up to any standard garden hose…
Sunscreen Bottle Flasks
Keep it fun in the sun! Disguised as "Tropic Tan" sunscreen bottles, these are actually flasks made from food safe plastic. So even if that outdoor party spot allows drinking, these flasks will make it past any "no glass" rules…
Too Kawaii to Die Shirt
People always say things like "beauty is temporary" or whatever. Those people are wrong. All over the world we celebrate images of beautiful humans that were taken decades ago. That doesn't seem very temporary, does it? We still talk about the…
Prince Symbol Sticker
Express your love for The Purple One in a very public way with a large vinyl decal of the famous symbol designed for "The Artist" era of his career. Measuring about 6 inches in height, this sticker isn't for the…
Dinosaur Bones Necklace
Got bones? Strap a T Rex skeleton right across your chest with this large dinosaur necklace! It's about 7 inches wide, so make sure you're prepared for massive amounts of bling hanging off that neck. It's important to accessorize in a way…