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The World's Best Boomerang

The World’s Best Boomerang

"THAT'S not a boomerang!" All right, Crocodile Dundee, hang on a minute. That famous boomerang shape we've all known since childhood is a death trap, son. History lesson. Boomerangs are mostly known for being used by the indigenous people of Australia.…

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Double-Tank Beverage Backpack

Double-Tank Beverage Backpack

aka How to Make Friends in the Summer Most people would probably just use this double beverage tank to cart around mixers but you could go pro and do batches of margaritas, pina coladas, mojitos, pretty much any excellent summer…

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Colorful Campfire for Wizards

Colorful Campfire for Wizards

You don't necessarily have to be a wizard to enjoy different colored flames in your campfire. Wizards-in-training will also certainly get a kick out of it. Really, who wouldn't have a little more fun with multi-colored fire? This flame colorant is called…

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Bluetooth Earmuffs

Bluetooth Earmuffs

Strangers are the worst. You could be walking down the street wearing a shirt that says "DON'T TALK TO ME" written in fresh blood and still some guy will think he's the one person that has something you need to…

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Jalapeno Corer with Grilling Rack

Jalapeno Corer with Grilling Rack

Man, it's been a little while since we had some HEAT up on drunkMall, you know? That spice is where it's at in life, people! It makes us feel alive! We need it! Seriously, spicy food is just as much…

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Mohawk Beanie with Skull and Crossbones

Mohawk Beanie with Skull and Crossbones

  Ironically enough, looking cool when it's literally freezing cold outside is pretty difficult, especially when you can't feel your ears. The frozen ears are the worst part, right? What's the point in spending all that money on clothes at…

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Snowball Maker and Launcher

Snowball Maker and Launcher

  It's great to be alive in a time where people won't rest until every single activity has a specific tool designed to make it faster and more efficient. Making snowballs by hand is for peasants, man! Get one of…

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Panda Hoodie

Panda Hoodie

Super cute clothes that are way comfortable always have a place in the wardrobe. We call this stuff "hangover chic" because it requires minimal effort to mask the ill-effects of a hardcore evening the night before. So it's basically brunch…

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Secret Stash Boxer Briefs

Secret Stash boxer briefs

Hiding things in your underwear is nothing new, of course. Doing that without getting your junk sweat all over your stash is a notable innovation, though, you've got to admit. It's even better than that 'cuz this is a premium…

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The Michigan Mitten

Cupholder Mittens

  File this one under #NEEDS, right? It's cold. You're drunk and maybe your hand's a little numb. You drop your beer. It's a tragic tale and one we've all lived a time or two but it's time to put…

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Futuristic Cyclops Sunglasses

Futuristic Cyclops Sunglasses

Can everyone please start dressing like it’s the year 2016 already?! The future is bunk. The closest thing we have to flying cars is Uber surge pricing throwing our money out the window. Hoverboards? More like “have I told you that…

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Texting Gloves

Texting Gloves

Aw, yeah! Texting can be brutal in cold climates. Use any part of your body on a touchscreen and it works fine. (Any part. We checked. Yeah, we checked that part, too.) But just try texting while wearing your favorite…

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