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Cheeseburger Leggings

Cheeseburger Leggings

Burger time just got a lot more comfy! It's honestly the greatest thing that leggings (okay, yoga pants) have become insanely popular in the past few years because, real talk, it's basically like walking around in public wearing pajamas. This…

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Cat Butthole Tissue Holder

Cat Butthole Tissue Holder

What's with all the cat butthole products lately? You people are getting worse by the day... Anyway, here we go. This, as you are no doubt aware by now, is a tissue box holder that achieves the effect of tissues…

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Santa Spice Shirt

Santa Spice Shirt

Now that's a Spicy Santa shirt! Hey, sorry about getting the most infectious Spice Girls song stuck in your head just now but think about how much fun you could have doing the exact same thing to every person who…

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80s and 90s Trivia

80s and 90s Trivia

The thing about trivia is that you don't actually have to be "smart" by any objective definition of the word in order to dominate the night and take home first place. You really just need to be familiar with the…

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Biggie Air Freshener

Biggie Air Freshener

Biggie was, is and always will be the definition of "fresh," so it only makes sense that he'd be made into a baller ass air freshener such as the one before you now. Hang this guy from the rearview of…

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Sock Monkey Wine Holder

Sock Monkey Wine Holder

Wine Monkey! That funky monkey! A lot of us had a sock monkey when we were young children. The sock monkey makes a great companion for kids but we're all grown up now and that sock monkey's ready to party…

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Hot Dudes Reading Photo Book

Hot Dudes Reading Photo Book

Okay, so, you know how you'll go to the coffee shop sometimes and there'll be a guy there, sitting by himself and reading a book and you can't decide if he's got an audition coming up for a part where…

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Chewbacca Stocking

Chewbacca Stocking

How do you say "shut up and take my money" in Wookie?! The first thing you need to know about this Chewbacca stocking is that it is currently on sale and we'll be extremely surprised if it doesn't sell out.…

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Scary Cat Toy

Scary Cat Toy

Finally, a stuffed animal for everyone who always wished one of their stuffed animals would get possessed by a demon like some '80s movie! Feisty Pets is a new line of plush stuffed animals with hidden buttons that turn their…

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Absinthe Flavor Lollipops

Absinthe Flavor Lollipops

Absinthe tastes like goth girls. If you like that, you're gonna fucking love these lollipops. All that herbal flavor of the notorious green fairy condensed into a little round sucker! It's non-alcoholic, too. So feel free to enjoy this treat…

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Coaster Cactus

Coaster Cactus

It's a cactus made out of coasters! When you need a coaster, all you gotta do is take one off the cactus! Let's recap. It's better than a real cactus because it's not covered in painful spikes and you can't…

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Nutella Sweater

Nutella Sweater

Spread the style on extra thick with a new Nutella sweatshirt! drunkMall doesn't really go in for that whole "ugly Christmas sweater" trend. We vastly prefer extremely awesome sweaters that are very cool but most people are just too scared…

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