No One Cares Fashionista Shirt
If you think all those très chic parfums smell like cat piss and would rather literally use them as toilet water than spray them on your body, hey, we found your new favorite shirt. Parodying a super famous brand logo…
Cat Lady Action Figure
Spiderman doesn't do it for you? Can't relate to Supergirl? Perhaps your superheroes need to be a little less super! The crazy cat lady action figure is just what it sounds like it would be. A plastic figurine with positionable…
Wine Glass Bottle Attachment
Finally there's a better way for everyone who knows they're gonna drink the entire bottle of wine! Don't even mess around with all that "pouring" nonsense... After the wine bottle is opened, all you have to do is pop this…
Vibrator Alarm Clock
How'd you like to wake up to an orgasm every morning? Starting the day with a "bang" is always on the menu for those of you living with a sexual partner but all the singles out there should be able to…
Bring Me Wine Socks
When the shoes come off and the feet go up, that means it's time for wine! Send the message loud and clear with a pair of socks that say "IF YOU CAN READ THIS PLEASE BRING ME WINE" on the bottoms…
1.5 Pounds of Cereal Marshmallows
What a magical time to be alive! The best part of everyone's favorite marshmallow cereal is the marshmallows, duh. Thanks to the wonders of the Internet, you can now cut out the middleman and score some of those marshmallows all…
Gold Lollipops
There's gold in them suckers... *spit* More gold than anyone's seen in a sucker since the big strike back in '94, as far as anyone can tell. Okay, but seriously, yeah. These lollipops have gold in them. 24-karat gold leaf,…
Cigarette Pillow
Make sure all smokers are aware of your home's smoking policy with this cigarette shaped throw pillow! Smoking cigarettes indoors destroys the value of a home. That smoke permeates the carpets and furniture and can even turn the walls and…
Wine Sippy Cup
Toddlers need sippy cups so they don't spill their grape juice everywhere. Drunk adults are a lot like toddlers, so guess what? Adult sippy cups! So you've graduated to wine (a.k.a. adult grape juice) and think you're pretty sophisticated, huh?…
Murder Scene Terrarium
This deceptive terrarium contains a miniature murder scene investigation! Any fan of "murder porn" television who also has a keen eye for interior design will derive a twisted sense of enjoyment from this piece. Themes of life and themes of…
Spin-A-Fuck Pin
When you know someone or something needs to be cussed out, it's not always easy to figure out exactly who or what it is that would make you feel best to unload a string of expletives at, so... Leave it…
Dana Scully Action Figure
The only thing strange going on around here is how did we not know about this Dana Scully action figure until right now? If X-Files came out in '93, then that's like 24 years of being unaware that the most…