Chewbacca Stein
Have you ever wondered what types of alcohol every Star Wars character would drink? No? Just us? Well, fine, but we've always imagined that Chewbacca would be a beer drinker. He's so big and hairy, like a biker or something. It's…
Skateboard Lights
Trick out your skateboard with these awesome lighting kits! It's truly a shame that these didn't exist in The '80s, during the epic heyday of American Skateboarding Cinema. Because there will probably never be another wave of movies like that…
No Food or Drinks Sticker
Every circle of friends has that person with the party house. When there's a birthday party or national holiday or even if it's just last call and nobody wants to go home - the party house is the one everyone…
EXCLUSIVE: The Weird and Wild World of Sex Toys!
Ladies aaaaand Gentlemen! Step right up, right this way --- to your very own treasure chest of personal pleasures! This week we're transforming a small corner of drunkMall into a one-of-a-kind sex shop experience. Maybe you've visited the local lion's den…
Electric Chair Light Switch
These freaky-looking light switch plate covers look like the throw levers you see in old Horror movies! You know, like in any Frankenstein movie, the part where they bring the monster alive will almost always have Dr. Frankenstein or Igor…
Super Mario Trucker Hat
This trucker hat is hotter than the fireballs Mario spits after picking up a fire flower! Super Mario Bros. level 1-1 is possibly the most widely recognized video game stage in history. Most of us have played it ourselves and…
Purple Macho Man Shirt
"OHHH YEAH!!!" is right! Macho Man Randy Savage was essentially a living, breathing cartoon character. Like, any professional wrestler worth remembering had personality and charisma. But the Macho Man was on another level. Actually, scratch that. Nobody else was even…
Amazing Deodorants
This is unquestionably the best scented deodorant that has ever been worn inside drunkMall HQ. The boss man picked some of this stuff up a couple years back, when the company went by a different name, because they also make some…
Bacon Scarf
It's hard to rock a scarf without looking like Steven Tyler a.k.a. classic rock's most fashionable grandma. But not when it's a bacon scarf! Never fear, it isn't a scarf made from real bacon. It's only a scarf printed to…
Wireless Sweat-Proof Earbuds
The earbuds that come in the package with smartphones are garbage. They don't sound good. They aren't comfortable. They fall out of your ears. Throw those in the trash because there's a whole world of better options out there. For…
Bathroom Tablet Stand
Addicted to your tablet? We've got just the thing to keep you from having to put down Candy Crush or take a potty break during your solo Frasier marathon! This contraption is a tablet stand with a built-in toilet paper…