Elvira Leggings
Calling all Mistresses of the Dark! We found your new favorite pair of leggings. It's slightly confusing when you first see it because you're looking at skintight leggings that feature a high quality image of a woman baring her own…
Hooded Cow Onesie
"Honey, you look just like a cow in your new pajamas." Not high on the list of things you should say to your significant other in most normal situations. But this hooded cow onesie showing up in the mail is…
Hot Dog Cats in Space Phone Case
It's an invasion! A really cute and honestly pretty confusing invasion! The great thing about the Internet is that it's always changing and it always kind of stays the same. Anyone who remembers Angelfire and Geocities websites will be familiar…
Creepy and Kawaii Baseball Tee
Kawaii means "cute." That's all it means, okay? There's no reason to argue over what is and isn't kawaii (looking at you, Tumblr) because it literally just means "cute" and cuteness is a totally subjective quality. What you find cute, others…
Eye Chart Shot Glasses
Oh now that's smart thinking! It's safe to say we're all accustomed to the, eh, physical impairments brought about by indulgence in alcoholic spirits. Drink too much and you'll be walking a little (or a lot) not so good. And…
Godzilla Slippers
If you're lucky enough to get snowed in this winter, make sure you've got a way to watch as many Godzilla movies as possible. Just trust us. There is no better way to appreciate the subtleties of classic Godzilla (or…
Howling Wolf Cookie Cutter
Okay, so, yeah, we totally found this cookie cutter on accident. We were trying to find some cool Howlin' Wolf merch on Amazon, so we'd have an excuse to talk about our favorite Blues singer of all time, and we…
Stress Relief Smacking Sack
Hopefully you've never smacked somebody in the sack before. It's a very very extremely not nice thing to do to a person. Sometimes people do deserve it but, again, hopefully you've not been in such a situation. That being said...…
Solar-Powered Spinning Jupiter
Bring one of the most majestic celestial bodies in this solar system right down to the top of your desk! This neat little globe of Jupiter is about 4.5 inches, so it's not, like, huge but it is a decent…
Tabby Cat Salt and Pepper Holder
A salt and pepper holder for all the cat lovers! It's like a totally cute and helpful tabby cat always there with the spices you want to punch up your meal. Which is a cute fantasy because cats are not…
Under the Bed Night Light
Now this is something everyone who isn't sleeping on a dumpster mattress down on the floor could really use in their home. Studies have shown that a pitch black room is best for proper sleeping. Blackout curtains are really popular right…
Humane Bug Catcher
Just because you don't want that spider in your house doesn't mean you have to kill it. Don't get it wrong - that impulse to destroy something you fear is biological and nobody's judging you. Like, there are probably even…