Cherry Flavored Ghost Pepper Powder
Hands up if you used to eat Pixy Stix when you were a kid. Okay, everyone who had a good childhood and parents who loved them can put their hand back down now. Life was simpler then, with simpler pleasures.…
EXCLUSIVE: For Sriracha Lovers Only
Condiments are like a life insurance policy on any meal. Whether you effed up another cooking attempt at home or just paid too many dollars for a lackluster burger, chances are good that there's a bottle of something or other…
Revolver Herb Grinder
Ya gotta have a good grinder, man! We're essentially in a golden age for potheads. The spreading legalization of that sweet leaf has resulted not only in a spectacular rise in the quality of paraphernalia but also the potency of…
Upside Down Beer Glass
Drinking beer from a normal glass is so boring! Do it upside down! Get weird! The Upside-Down Wine Glass was such a hit the other week that we started wondering what other sort of topsy-turvy drinking vessels might be out…
2017 Daily Hunk Calendar
It's always time to look at a beautiful male body when you've got The Daily Hunk 2017 calendar! Time... It's the only thing worse than relatives, as Alfred Weinsten would say. Time flies when you're having fun but most of…
Crystal Skull Shot Glass
Pick your poison and let it take the shape of a grinning skull in this wicked shot glass! Made of handblown borosilicate glass (whatever the heck that is), these shot glasses are of surprisingly great quality considering the low price…
Synthetic Grass Flip Flops
Yo, brah! Don't get bummed about the changing of the seasons, man. It's natural, you know? Everything goes in cycles, dig? The leaves will turn, the temperature will drop and you might even see some snow, if the chemtrails and…
Sneaker Socks
Socks are a way of life. There's wearing shoes. There's having bare feet. And then there's wearing socks. Wearing socks is just better. Oh, it's the middle of May and it's hot as balls and you don't want to wear…
Cheering Trash Can Basketball Hoop
Workstation a mess? Make a game of keeping it clean! It's easier than you think. No matter how old people get, the same psychological tricks work on us. If something that sucks to do can be made to seem like…
Miniature Disposable Flasks
This kit lets you create your own airtight pouches of booze! Any adult drinker who travels regularly knows all about the "airplane bottles" of liquor. You're allowed to bring them through security and you're allowed to drink them on the…
Sure Fuck Cologne
You've heard about Sex Panther cologne? "60% of the time, it works every time..." Well forget that shit! This is SURE FUCK! SURE FUCK is the only cologne that's guaranteed to come with a label that says SURE FUCK on it…