Remote Control Centipede
There are two kinds of people in this world. The first kind of person is the one who hasn't seen that video of a giant Asian forest centipede (which looks a lot like this toy) dragging a white mouse down…
Krampus Flask
Get into the spirit of the season with some help from a good flask! What season, you ask? Uh, well, any season really... Fall/winter is insane with the marketing bullshit. As soon as it's Fall, assholes like us start trying…
Lifelike Tupac Mask
It's no hologram but this mask of Tupac Shakur's head can get the job done! Honestly, it's almost creepy how lifelike this thing is. Like, if you're gonna be wearing it on the East Coast then you might want to…
Prank Tongue
The secret to a really good prank is 95% normalcy. As long as 95% of any situation is absolutely normal, then you can really work within that other 5% of WTF to get some great reactions from people. Here we…
Black Bear Sleeping Bag
Be your own teddy bear! This isn't a bear costume. It's actually a sleeping bag! With arms and legs and a big bear head hood, it's like being perfectly tucked in the entire night. Seriously, though, it's really not made…
Chewbacca Hoodie
Being a wookie has its pros and cons. Not everyone can understand the things you say, for one thing. That's gotta get annoying. Say what you will about wookies but old Chewbacca probably makes it through the winter just fine,…
Bacon Scarf
If starting the day off with a belly full of bacon is your idea of a good morning, why let the fun stop there? Bacon took care of you on the inside, so let it do work for you on…
Rodney Dangerfield Poster
Give the gift of respect this holiday season! Rodney Dangerfield isn't a dude you see on a lot of fan swag these days. Not a lot tee shirts and stuff with his mug on 'em. Maybe that's because he was…
36 Bags of Pretzels
Beer and pretzels are a match made in heaven. There's no pain like the pain that comes from getting back home after a night out on the town and realizing two critical facts: you're hungry and there's nothing to eat…
Beer Bandolier
When waging war on sobriety, you never want to run out of ammo. That's what the enemy wants you to do but you're smarter than that! So feel free to head of deep into the wilderness, loaded down with plenty…
EXCLUSIVE: Zombiepocalypse
If you're reading this then the zombie apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet. But ask anyone who's seen, like, a single news headline from the year 2016 how possible it is for a zombiepocalypse to go down and they'll probably tell you…
Cannabis Beer
Yeah but have you ever had beer with weeeeeeed in it, maaaaan??? If you haven't, now's your chance! Claiming to be the "world's first cannabis infused craft beer," General Washington's Secret Stash IPA is wrapping up an incredibly underwhelming Kickstarter…