Ever had those crunchy cinnamon stick desserts at Taco Bell? Oh, don't pretend you're better than that! We've all made regrettable dietary decisions after last call. It's part of the deal... Anyway, those fast food dessert sticks have about as much…
Give the gift of respect this holiday season! Rodney Dangerfield isn't a dude you see on a lot of fan swag these days. Not a lot tee shirts and stuff with his mug on 'em. Maybe that's because he was…
The clock for when you'd hit it anytime of day or night, 24/7! How you know this clock is really about that life is that it doesn't even have any numbers on it. Just a (honestly kinda weird looking) pinata…
Hey, sailor! You have to go on the dark web to buy a real merman online, so the best we can do for you is this sexy sea captain merman ornament. If there was a version of The Village People…
Millennial fashion alert! These jogging pants are for everyone who ever saw a picture of Justin Bieber and thought, "Oh, yeah, that makes sense to wear," rather than something like, "What are kids wearing these days?!" Listen, we're not that…
What a kickass pin! The old school cartoon look is perfect for the attitude of this flying karate kick man! And unlike all those SOFT enamel pins that everyone is selling these days, this champion is made of HARD enamel!…
Who wants rave lips?!?! No, seriously, who wants that? Because the reviews on this product make it seem like a lot of people really want to have glow in the dark rave lips... The reviews on this product also make…
Stop dropping literally everything you try to handle while in the car down between the gap in the seat and the console. You know you've done it... Your phone, your keys, a CD, chapstick, money, wallets, jewelry, food, human babies,…
Wouldn't you look absolutely radiant in this super shiny marching uniform suit? This one's for everyone who ever watched a parade go by and thought, "Shit, I could rock that outfit..." Those clean white pants are included in the order.…
So, the second Presidential debate happened earlier tonight and - full disclosure - this post is being written on September 30th, so we haven't actually seen the debate (because it won't be happening for another week) but if it's anything like…
It's a phone stand! It's a keyring! It's a convenient place to neatly store your earbuds! We're all about products that serve multiple functions here at drunkMall. So, even though this item may look completely pointless to you at first,…
Put that moustache envy to rest, ladies and gentlemen! Transform yourself into a wild and crazy party dude immediately by donning a pair of these Sun-Stache Sunglasses! The sunglasses are wayfarer style, which is like so totally in right now.…