Caped Superman Socks
Look, down at the ground! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's a pair of awesome caped superman socks! Yes, that's exactly right! It's a pair of crew socks designed to look like the classic and iconic Superman…
Ghost Pepper Peanuts
Fans of super spicy snacks, these could be the nuts you're looking for! If you like the heat, you may already recognize that logo. Da Bomb makes some of the hottest hot sauces in the game. (Seriously, if you think…
Wooden Dick Bottle Opener
Don't leave granny alone in the kitchen with this bottle opener! We're talking 8 inches of wooden man parts, handmade in Bali, Indonesia and shipped ready to pop bottles. It's just so... big! This is one bottle opener you won't spend…
Dog Poncho
You've probably owned several umbrellas in your life but nobody ever thinks about their puppy dog friend when it comes to staying dry in the rainy weather. Which, that's pretty weird when you think about it because dogs smell so…
EXCLUSIVE: Greetings, Fellow Youths
Getting old is a bitch... So don't do it! They say age is just a number but, really, it's more like a culture. Every ten years or so, there's a shift in what's hot and what's not. As long as you…
Wasabi Candy Canes
You may be thinking, "But, drunkMall, it's nowhere near Christmas! Nobody wants to buy candy canes in the middle of May!" Oh, yeah? Well, news flash, suckers - these aren't your average candy canes! Anyone with adventurous tastebuds knows all…
Cook Pasta in the Microwave
It's so wrong but it feels so right! Every person you know that watches cooking shows for more than an hour a week will probably disown you as a friend but you'll be spending the rest of your life enjoying…
Temporary Dickbutt Tattoo
Want to feel old? Dickbutt has now been a thing for ten years. Don't know who or what a dickbutt is? Well, first of all, we have no idea how you found this (or any other) website. Congratulations on your…
Disgusting Pee and Poo Sweatpants
No, the guys from Jackass aren't auctioning off their used clothing. These are Goosh pants, the sweats designed to look like someone had a little too much fun - or too much iced coffee and bean burritos! You might be…
Penis Beer Bong
There's always been something a little sexual about doing a beer bong. Like, one must get down on their knees before another person, wrap their lips around a tube and the whole thing often ends with white liquid spraying all…
Highly Reflective Sequin Shirt
Disco never actually sucked. That was just a myth perpetuated by meatheads and burnouts in The '70s who didn't know how to dance or couldn't loosen up enough to enjoy themselves in a dance club. Sucks for them. But don't…