L-O-L! Okay, so everyone knows that bachelorette parties are pretty much the most insane and debauchery-filled events that take place in modern society, right? If you don't know, we could tell you some mind blowing stories... Basically, if you see a bachelorette…
Okay, you know how a condom is a piece of latex (usually) made to be worn over the penis in order to prevent pregnancy, the spread of disease and, you know, "spillage"? Well, these briefs are basically the exact opposite…
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go... over to the home bar and pour a stiff drink at the end of the day! Whatever possessed humans to build water fountains with little peeing boys, the same thing lead to the…
Some say you can tell how good a painting is by how long museum-goers spend looking at it while pretending to think deeply about important stuff. It takes hours (and sometimes days) to see everything in a major art museum, so at a…
Share your sweet stick with anyone who wants it by casting it in decadent milk chocolate! Clone-A-Willy has a rock solid reputation for making penile molding kits foolproof enough for consumer use. They even have one kit that lets dudes make…
Congratulations, you've just won the awareness of this painting's existence! Wait, wait - that's not all. Unlike all those masterpieces on display in art museums around the world, this painting is currently available for purchase and can be acquired at a…
It's the #1 rule of marketing: Sex Sells! Attractive people wearing suggestive clothing or making "do me" eyes at the camera have nothing to do with 90% of the products being sold to us every day. And, yet - there…
Think you can take it all in one shot? Now's your chance! Take a knee and show off your talents with the King Dong shot syringe. It's just like all those other shot syringes we've used for taking jello shots,…
It can be so hard to keep a bottle of wine unopened at home but having a bottle holder like this in the kitchen makes it more fun to try! When a bottle is placed in the holder, the bottleneck…
Gobble, gobble, gobble! Here ya go, fellas! Put your big bird on display in the style it deserves with this turkey of an undergarment! It's pretty much just an ordinary male G string with one very not ordinary detail: rather…
You can store loads of information on this flash drive! What size is it? That doesn't matter! Oh, size does matter? Because it's a storage device? Fine, then this fun little sperm-shaped USB drive comes in several sizes, from 8…
