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Beer Tie

Beer Tie

Hands-free cold beer transportation? Yes, please! Ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present to you: The Beer Tie! Fashion and functionality go hand in hand with this amazing new accessory designed with today's stylish professional drinker in mind! Or should it…

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Beard Bib

Beard Bib

Catch all your beard and mustache clippings as they fall with this unique beard bib! Minimal cleanup with this design because, as you can see, this gigantic contraption stretches out very far beneath the beard area to capture whiskers before…

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Easy Back Shaver

Easy Back Shaver

Manscapers rejoice! It's really never been easy for dudes to keep their backs clean-shaven. Especially for single guys because of the obvious "reach" problem but even for a man in a relationship. Asking your significant other - whom, ideally, you'd…

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Wooden Statue Eyeglasses Holder

Wooden Statue Eyeglasses Holder

Uh, yeah. Okay, okay. No, it's fine. We can totally sell you on this thing. It looks ridiculous at first. Like, what the hell is that thing, right? Right. So that's exactly why you need it. Think about it. How often do…

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X-Files Board Game

X-Files Board Game

The truth is out there and The X-Files board game is it! Every kid who grew up watching the show, letting it scare the crap out of them and give them nightmares - here's your chance to to put yourself…

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New Mac-Scented Candle

New Mac-Scented Candle

Unboxing a brand new Mac is a truly singular experience. It should be, too, because companies like Apple spend a lot of time and money designing their packaging to be such an experience. Everything down to the level of resistance when…

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Triple Snow Tube

Triple Snow Tube

The more the merrier! This snow tube is a triple threat of wintertime fun! Like three separate snow tubes joined together in the middle to create one big snow craft. Called the Flexible Flyer, it does indeed hold three adults…

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Politician Cat Scratching Posts

Politician Cat Scratching Posts

Anyone who follows politics has certain figures they despise. It's part of the deal. You're Right. They're Wrong. They get to be on TV, spreading their Wrong all over the world. You have to sit at home, watching them mouth…

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Inspirational John Wayne Coffee Cup

Inspirational John Wayne Coffee Cup

Morning. It's that time of day when a person needs to take a moment to gather their thoughts, saddle up their spirit for the day ahead and reflect on what you'll need to do and what it'll take to get…

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Alien Socks

Alien Socks

Your new favorite socks have landed! Keep a close eye on your sock drawer because these things have a bad habit of being mysteriously abducted by friends! Sock It to Me socks are always unique and fun but also made…

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Remote Control Centipede

Remote Control Centipede

There are two kinds of people in this world. The first kind of person is the one who hasn't seen that video of a giant Asian forest centipede (which looks a lot like this toy) dragging a white mouse down…

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Bossy Coasters

Bossy Coasters

Stop beating around the bush and let your houseguests now those coasters are there for a reason! You know the feeling. You hook everyone up with drinks and send them into the living room only to walk in there a…

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