Assorted Beer Candies
Assorted hard candies inspired by a variety of craft beers. Uh, yes please! It's almost as if you get a little older and the candy makers of the world stop making candy just for you. You can still buy the…
Green Apple Army Gummies
The frontlines of the Candy Wars just got stormed by a new wave of infantry!* Remember playing with little green Army men? Or perhaps your childhood was bereft of that pleasure but you've certainly at least seen these dudes in…
Matcha Chocolates
Matcha powder and chocolate are a flavor match made in heaven. You may have experienced this culinary combo in other sweet snacks. If you have then you already know that new forms of chocolate and matcha treats must be sampled…
Candy G-String
You know, Grandpa drunkMall used to say there wasn't anything in this whole wild world sweeter than what a women had underneath her- Uh, actually, let's forget about Grandpa drunkMall for a minute... Here's a special treat you can give…
EXCLUSIVE: Baconfest 2017
This post is not safe for vegetarians! You probably already figured that out, though, based on the big closeup photo of crispy pork strips. Today it's all about the culmination of all exploration into the meat arts: bacon! Homer Simpson…
Giant Peanut Butter Cups
Peanut butter cups are one of the greatest inventions by the human species. If you're ever sitting around wondering why we're at the top of the food chain, the answer is that none of the other animals on this planet…
Candy Leggings
How sweet it is to find a new favorite pair of leggings! With a soft and comfortable poly/spandex blend that's lightweight and breathable, these are that type of leggings that you look at in the dirty clothes pile and wonder…
EXCLUSIVE: Scottish Appreciation Day
It's a rare bird that doesn't love a bit of Scotland, whether you know it or not. With St. Patrick's Day coming up, the entire drinking world will soon be singing the praises of children of Ireland (if not claiming…
Orangina Sour Gummies
The key word missing from the packaging of this candy is "sour." Or, who knows, maybe that's what some of those French words say. But we're letting you know right now, these little French candies are sour. Maybe not as…
Extremely Spicy Lollipop
This candy is that fire, son! The Toe of Satan is a lollipop made of the spiciest ingredients known to human civilization at this point in history. Basically, if Hell is supposed to be unthinkably hot but The Devil can…
EXCLUSIVE: Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016
This is the main event, people! 2016 was the first full year that drunkMall was in operation. (Of course, that didn't stop us from doing a Top Ten Drunk Buys of 2015, based on only a few months of info.)…