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KFC Romance Novel

KFC Romance Novel

Romance, escapism and fast food chicken collide in a wistful tale of one woman's discovery of her own freedom to love... and to live... This is marketing on a level unlike anything we've seen before, folks. Forget product placement. Forget…

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Mother's Day for Bad Kids

GIFT GUIDE: Mother’s Day for Bad Kids

Congratulations, you forgot Mother's Day again. It's not like your mom needs anything from you, right? She only lugged you around inside of her body for most of a year and then managed to keep you alive for another 18…

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Complete Far Side Collection

Complete Far Side Collection

The Far Side is essentially the exact opposite of The Family Circus. While both comics generally use a single panel format instead of the typical multi-paneled "strip" of most newspaper comics, one of them is the worst piece of unfunny…

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Gun Safety for Cats

Gun Safety for Cats

Firearms must be treated with respect. Guns are not toys! Everyone knows that... Well, people know that. Cats have no idea... You ever try to talk to a cat about gun safety? It's incredibly frustrating. You're sitting there, explaining why you…

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The Gangsta Bible

The Gangsta Bible

Aw shizzle, it's Tha Holy Bibizzle! Largely considered to be the highest selling book in human history, the Bible has been translated into thousands of languages. Now you can read Genesis, Exodus and Matthew as written in "gangsta" slang. Pick…

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How to Not Give a Fuck

How to Not Give a Fuck

Not giving a fuck. Apparently it's an art form and a subtle one at that. The "careless slacker" character has been kicking around in fiction for hundreds of years. What Mark Manson's book seems to suggest is that this stereotype…

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Horse Romance Novel

Horse Romance Novel

Whoever came up with the saying that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover was an idiot. Like, okay, if you want to use that phrase metaphorically to mean that you can't know everything about a person by their…

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How and Why to Punch Dolphins Guidebook

How and Why to Punch Dolphins Guidebook

It's a problem as old as time itself. That age old dilemma, "When is it appropriate to punch a dolphin?" There may be more answers to this question than you would assume. This book, for instance, holds 5 very good…

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Literary Party Game

Literary Party Game

Papercuts is a party game for that person who thinks Cards Against Humanity is for uneducated morons but part of that person wishes they were an uneducated moron so they could have fun like everyone seems to be doing. You don't…

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Nic Cage Activity Book

Nic Cage Activity Book

Nicolas Cage is the single greatest celebrity in the history of the world and this is not up for debate*. This is an activity book for Nic Cage fans. It's named after one of his many, many masterpieces, Snake Eyes.…

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Guide to Traumatizing Your Children

Guide to Traumatizing Your Children

Nobody really needs help traumatizing their own children. It's inevitable that you're going to do it. But much like how it's worse to be cut with a dull blade than a sharp one (something about more tearing of the tissue),…

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