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The Kardashian Centipede t-shirt

The Kardashian Centipede t-shirt

We’ve never even considered watching The Human Centipede but if it was a documentary and starred the Kardashian siblings? We’d watch that shit on a daily basis. Some mad Photoshop skills went into the creation of this design and we’ve…

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Drone with Virtual Reality Headset

Drone with Virtual Reality Headset

The drone wars have been won. FLYBi combines a top-shelf drone with virtual reality technology in a mind-boggling way. You’re going to want to sit down for this. The camera mounted on the drone responds to your head movements on…

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Loveless t-shirt

Loveless t-shirt

Look, we don’t have time to get into it but Loveless by My Bloody Valentine is the greatest album that has ever been made. If you haven’t heard it, don’t even listen to it. It’s too good for your first…

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BurgerPhone

BurgerPhone

Here’s what would be be awesome: Get this BurgerPhone and keep a landline set up at home with a special number, only to be used by your friends who want to go get burgers immediately. Like the red phones in…

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Punching Bag Laundry Bag

Punching Bag Laundry Bag

We might need to have somebody explain this one to us. Like, in order to have a functional punching bag, one must refrain from washing a significant percentage of one’s wardrobe. Unless you have just a shitload of clothes, in…

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Fish Tank Herb Garden

Fish Tank Herb Garden

We’ve noticed that people who drink a lot tend to dislike chores. Actually, let us put that in a different way. We drink a lot. We don’t like chores. Anything that cuts down on things we’re supposed to do every…

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The Boondock Saints Twin Guns Lamp

The Boondock Saints Twin Guns Lamp

The Boondock Saints is one of those movies nobody seems to think is good, which is to say people either don’t like it very much or it quickly becomes one of their favorite movies. Of course, we don’t really give…

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Remote Control Paper Airplane

Remote Control Paper Airplane

This is what happens when old school DIY meets new school tech and we’re all about it. Drones are fun, sure, but there’s something to be said for building things yourself, learning how and why they work and maybe getting…

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kGoal: Male Kegels tech

kGoal: Male Kegels tech

Right off the bat, nothing written on this website should ever be viewed or acted upon as sound medical advice. If there’s any confusion about that, it should be cleared up when we end this sentence by saying that squeezing…

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The Mists of Hyrule canvas print

The Mists of Hyrule canvas print

If you don’t like The Legend of Zelda games, we can’t be friends. It’s that simple. Nobody cares if there are more complicated or customizable games with better graphics or whatever else. Zelda is the best. Full stop. This canvas…

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8-Bit Pokéball Sweater

8-Bit Pokéball Sweater

One double cheeseburger and a six pack of beer, I choose you! We’ve said it before and we’ll keep saying it, most of the ugly Christmas sweaters people keep posting are lame ducks. Also, Christmas is over! So, this isn’t…

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Notorious B.I.G. sweater

Notorious B.I.G. sweater

A lot of people have asked why we aren’t posting more ugly Christmas sweaters. We assume those people must have broken the rest of their Internet because every other website in the galaxy won’t shut the eff up with the…

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