It's faaaabulouuuuuussss!!! Forget about sexting. Take it back to the old school with some hot and heavy breathing over a landline. Okay, okay... You don't have to get all Miss Jackson if you nasty with the mouth phone if you…
Everybody's favorite comic strip duo made a TARDIS! Calvin and Hobbes always did tackle the deep metaphysical issues. More often than not, the answer was to be found inside a cardboard box and a liberal application of imagination. That's how…
There's absolutely nothing wrong with spending February 14th, a.k.a. Singles Awareness Day, at home with a bottle of wine. But some of us have friends who are unfamiliar with this esteemed holiday, choosing instead to spend that date celebrating…
A picture is worth a thousand words, so... Eh, maybe we won't finish that thought. If you don't think about the philosophical implications of wiping butts with nice pictures of houses and flowers and clouds and stuff, this is a pretty…
What's the cross-over on people who love Pokémon and also know how to drive a manual transmission, you think? Whatever. This is the kind of shifter knob we'd have in our car if we knew how to drive stick. Most…
If you're reading this from North America, Cluedo is the same thing as Clue. If you're reading this from any other country, Clue is a better name for the game than Cluedo, whatever that means, so write some letters or…
That is a delicious looking burrito. Except it isn't because it's really a pencil case that looks exactly like a burrito when it's rolled up. How neat is that? We've seen other stuff like it and we even featured a…
Sure! Why not? Ronald Reagan was a crappy actor and he got to be president, so why not Ye? He’s already great at pissing everyone off and not caring what they think about it, so that part of the job…
By the time you read this, the Ty-Lite will either have already gone viral or been filed under good ideas that didn’t work. Maybe both! If you haven’t heard of it, the Ty-Lite is a phone case designed by Ty…
G n’ R is back, baby! For the record, this is not an ironic or “ugly” sweater. It is a spectacular sweater and anyone should be proud to own it, especially since the band is performing again. We’re not really…
Empty cans take up a lot of space You ever think about that? People who go through, say for example, a 12-pack (of Surge) a night - these problems present themselves. There’s some super complicated physics explanation for why it…
Now this is a product with wide-reaching appeal! From scared kids to nerdy teens to wasted party guests to blind senior citizens, humans at every stage of life can appreciate a motion-activated toilet bowl light. It isn’t just a nightlight…