There are two kinds of people in the world: people with cracked phone screens and people with non-cracked phone screens. Now think about the people you know with cracked phone screens. (Maybe you're one of these people.) Would you say these folks generally…
The garden just got real, motherfuckers! Here we have the "Say What Again" Garden Gnome, which is heavily influenced by the character of Jules from Pulp Fiction. Note that we're not saying this gnome is supposed to actually be Jules.…
Unlock doors using a smartphone! Here at drunkMall, we're always saying how important it is to not leave home with car keys while intending to drink. The only keys a drunk person should have in their possession are the keys necessary to…
The excellence and utility of this clamp-on cupholder can not be overstated. Most of us begin life with supreme confidence, even cockiness, in our ability to temporarily place a cup of liquid on or near important belongings without suffering ill…
Cool your canned or bottled beverages down to ice cold temperatures in just a minute with this rapid cooling device! Everyone knows that trick where you take a warm drink and roll it back and forth over some ice to…
Always bring a towel. Especially if you're going to the beach! Having a funny beach towel is just kind of a ritual. We really like this towel. And, we'll be honest, it's because of how dejected that toucan't looks! He's so…
Is it starting to look like your 2016 Beach Body may be showing up a few weeks late? Have no fear, fellas! Please allow drunkMall to introduce you dudes to the concept of "compression" clothing. Like pretty much anything, the…
When people talk about Catwoman now, it's hard not to think of that Halle Berry movie. And, let's be honest, no one wants to think about that movie. But the Catwoman character has mostly been very successful and for good…
There's no RISK of having a bad time when you break out this game at your next party! Yeah! Nailed that one! All right, so how's everyone feeling about this season of Game of Thrones? You all right? You doing…
So you probably already know that letting a good wine "breathe" is supposed to make it taste better. But did you know that blowing bubbles into it with a straw is frowned upon?! Yeah, it's total bullshit! Anyway, if you don't…
Iggy Pop is a force of nature. The dude has been turned up to 11 for decades at this point. Iggy is 69 years old. The Stooges are probably still the greatest hard rock band that ever existed and their…
Now this is the kind of pest control ingenuity we like to see in America! Why use a flyswatter to take down pesky houseflies when you can smoke 'em with a handgun?! That's a question the makers of Bug-A-Salt answered when…