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Urinal Shot Glasses

Urinal Shot Glasses

Anyone ever wonder why getting really drunk is called getting shitfaced? It doesn't really make any sense. 99% of the times you've used the word "shitfaced" to describe what you did last night, did shit come anywhere near your face?…

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RC Flying Shark

RC Flying Shark

You've seen Sharknado. Wait, you haven't seen Sharknado? Fix your life. Alright, for everyone who has it together and has seen Sharknado, you know the drill. The game has changed. Sharks aren't perfect death machines handcrafted by years of evolution…

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punkMall

EXCLUSIVE: punkMall

Start practicing your "oi" now - the punk shelf of your closet needs some freshening up! Save all the talk about who or what is and isn't "punk" because that's not what this is about. (Seriously? Look at the website…

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Skeletal LED Gloves

Skeletal LED Gloves

Festival season is coming up quick but true party people know that the scene never quits. When it gets cold outside, the crowd moves inside! Stand out in those dark rooms with bright lights on your body! These gloves are…

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Smart Bikinis

Smart Bikinis

Imagine never getting sunburned again. Okay now put your imagination back in the box of things you haven't used since you got a Netflix subscription - the technology is real! Spinali Design has created "smart bikinis" that performs several functions. Waterproof…

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Cute Pencil Eraser Megapacks

Cute Pencil Eraser Megapacks

Shaped like a bunch of foods you'd probably want to erase from your eating history if you're on a diet, these megapacks of random erasers from Japan are just about the cutest way that we've ever seen to do away with…

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Magnetic Table Hockey

Magnetic Table Hockey

Here's something for anyone who's dropped serious coin in an air hockey arcade machine! This table top game isn't exactly like air hockey but it's very close. Instead of air jets creating a cushion for the game puck to glide…

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Assorted Temporary Tattoos

Assorted Temporary Tattoos

It's time to invest in temporary tattoos! With the change in season and change in dress, everyone will be showing a little more skin in the sun. Why not take the opportunity to do a test run on some new…

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Chile Nelson Bottle Sleeve

Chile Nelson Bottle Sleeve

Protect the precious contents of your glass bottles with a spicy but chill bit of cloth insulation! Foodiggity's "Freaker" bottle sleeves are one-size-fits-all pieces made of stretchy fabric meant to slide over the body of your (presumably booze-filled) bottles. It…

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Little Green Men UFO Shirt

Little Green Men UFO Shirt

Aliens - so hot right now! This stellar shirt is covered in little green alien heads, UFOs, stars and alien hands giving the universal peace sign. With NASA's recent announcement of their discovering seven Earth-like planets that may or may…

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Porking Piggies Salt and Pepper Shakers

Porking Piggies Salt and Pepper Shakers

Shake things up in the kitchen! This salt and pepper shaker set (obviously) looks like a couple of pigs doing one of probably, like, four total things pigs ever actually do: fuck. For fans of pigs, porkin', salt and/or paper,…

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