For when you're absolutely obsessed with every aspect of your cute and perverted life being on brand: it's pink pussy rolling papers! The actual papers are white. In fact, there's nothing really special or different about the rolling papers themselves.…
This is the worst game ever made. Hey, calm down. We're not saying that. The manufacturer of the game says it! Wow... Can't believe you were gonna be a bitch like that and go try to tell on us. Maybe…
Don't freak out. You haven't entered an alternate timeline. They still spell it Berenstain Bears and Dippin' Dots is still the ice cream of the future. It's just that Dippin' Dots is now this, also. What "this" is happens to be an…
Hey, dickhead! Need a new hat? Sure you do. There's no way you have an emoji trucker hat already and if you don't have an emoji trucker hat then what are you even doing out here? Wearing hats with words…
Writing things in 2017 almost never sounds as cool as it should. Really it almost never sounds like anything at all when you write something now because most of our writing is done on touchscreens or using keyboards that make the…
Few things in life are as satisfying as completing a puzzle. It's just you and your wits versus whatever damned infernal contraption has been set before you. Challenging? You bet. But if every puzzle was as easy as the first…
Party on the beach? Whether you're headed south of the border for summer or hitting up a coast in the States, this sugar skull beach blanket towel deserves a spot in your packed bag. These super bright colors will be…
Maybe the thing your morning routine is missing is more drugs. Sure, you're already slamming home cups of coffee plus whatever pills you were totally legally prescribed by a real actual doctor who isn't your drug dealer. Sure. But still,…
Pizza Crew Socks are here! They mean "crew" like the style of sock but guess what? If you and a bunch of your friends want to all get pairs of these socks, wear them on the same day to go out…
Good sleep is so important, especially if you plan on spending one night (or so) a week out at the bar. Give your body a break with better rest at night using an alarm clock with many extra features beyond…
You don't have to be a psychic to own this palm reader jewelry stand! In fact, this is maybe the only jewelry stand in the solar system that can actually teach you how to read palms! See, those little symbols…
Here, kitty kitty! Regular customers of Japanese-owned businesses will probably recognize this style of cat. You often see similar statues near the entrance of these places because the maneki-neko is believed to bring good luck. The meaning of the raised paw…