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Kringle/Krampus t-shirt

Kringle/Krampus t-shirt

We looooove Krampus! Dittobite (makers of the popular Hipster Santa shirt) designed a new shirt that brings a Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde twist to the ancient Christmas mythology. If you’re nice, Kris Kringle (a.k.a. Santa Claus) brings Holiday cheer.…

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Cthulhu ski mask

Cthulhu ski mask

We’re pretty sure that two-fifths of snowboarding is made up of trying to look crazier than everyone else on the slopes, so this ought to be a hit with the X Games crowd, right? If you really are going skiing…

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Bacon Piggy Bank

Bacon Piggy Bank

Have you ever heard the phrase “saved your bacon”? That actually comes from the very first piggy banks, which were literally made out of bacon. Nah, we just made that bullshit up. But this is a piggy bank that looks like bacon.…

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The Sixth Spice Girl sweater

The Sixth Spice Girl sweater

Wait for it… Wait… Yep, there it is! A hilarious joke on a sweater! Ok, but, yeah, this seriously cracks us up over here. Maybe we’re delirious from second-hand inhalation of the pumpkin spice powder on all these white girls’…

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Ready-to-Eat Breakfast Sandwich Machine

Ready-to-Eat Breakfast Sandwich Machine

It’s a wonderful thing, the breakfast sandwich. It’s even more wonderful to be able to make them at home. Now, we previously featured another great gadget like this on the site but we like this one even better because it’s…

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Nicolas Cage “Con Air” Fan Art t-shirt

Nicolas Cage “Con Air” Fan Art t-shirt

Have you seen Con Air? Oh, man… It’s amazing… Nic Cage straps on his worst southern accent to play Cameron Poe, a man who’s headed home after doing time for defending his wife’s honor years ago. Only, wouldn’t ya know…

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Mortal Kombat Johnny Cage Mug

Mortal Kombat Johnny Cage Mug

Kids these days will never know what it was like to go to an arcade with a pocketful of quarters and spend hours whipping your friends’ asses on the Mortal Kombat machine. Parents had no idea what kind of bloodthirsty…

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Super-Sized Teddy Bear

Super-Sized Teddy Bear

You used to have to drop $500 on some carnival racket before you could go home with a giant stuffed animal this size. A great big teddy bear makes a good cuddle companion on binge-watching days at home. In the…

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drunkNews

drunkNews

A recap of what’s new with drunkMall: We know how badly you want to have the best stocking stuffers and dirty santa gifts for Christmas, so we put together the Official drunkMall Dirty Santa & Stocking Stuffer Gift Guides. Go…

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More Edges Brownie Pan

More Edges Brownie Pan

So, we just found out that some people think brownies from the outside of the pan are better, because of the “edge” part. Who are you people? Tell us in the comments why you love edges so much - we don’t…

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Top 5 Things to Do with a Santa Claus Belly

Top 5 Things to Do with a Santa Claus Belly

We’ve been trying to get BuzzFeed to write about drunkMall since Day 1 and they just will not do it. If you’re reading this and you know anyone who works at BuzzFeed, tell them to email us! Anyway, we finally…

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