Cinnamon Roll-Flavored Lip Balm
Hoo hoo! Cinnamon roll-flavored lip balm has got to be so good... We honestly try not to post a lot of the lip balms that get sent our way because we know how it is with lip balm people. We're…
Stefon Prayer Candle
Praying to the same old saints that people have been praying to for hundreds of years doesn't really make sense. What do you think St. Thomas knows about getting you in to New York's hottest club or making sure DJ…
Rihanna Loud Sweater
They could not have picked a better image for this very, very "loud" sweater. Rihanna's Loud album came out like five years ago, sold 8 million copies and had three #1 hits on it. That's pretty damn good. Oh, she…
Pokeball Shifter Knob
What's the cross-over on people who love Pokémon and also know how to drive a manual transmission, you think? Whatever. This is the kind of shifter knob we'd have in our car if we knew how to drive stick. Most…
Magnetic Drop Shots set
There is more to life than jagerbombs. In fact, there's a whole world of drop shots out there, waiting to be dropped and shot. Drop shots are also known as bomb shots or "depth charges" and some of our favorites…
Jalapeno Corer with Grilling Rack
Man, it's been a little while since we had some HEAT up on drunkMall, you know? That spice is where it's at in life, people! It makes us feel alive! We need it! Seriously, spicy food is just as much…
Carma Sutra Auto-Erotic Handbook
Is there another situation more fraught with sexual tension than a road trip? The obvious answer is "Netflix & Chill" but that's not even close. There are so many potential distractions there it's actually surprising that people think it's a…
Mohawk Beanie with Skull and Crossbones
Ironically enough, looking cool when it's literally freezing cold outside is pretty difficult, especially when you can't feel your ears. The frozen ears are the worst part, right? What's the point in spending all that money on clothes at…
Popsicle Phone Case
Maybe it's too cold for eating popsicles outside at a picnic table but you can be there in spirit with this phone case that looks just like a delicious frozen treat. Made out of durable silicone, this case protects your…
Detachable Microphone Shower Head
Everybody sings in the shower. It just sounds so good in there! None of us are psychologists but we'd bet money on a study showing that people who start their day off by singing in the shower have better/happier/more productive days…
Teddy Brosevelt Long-Sleeve Shirt
Here's something you may not know about Teddy Roosevelt: When he was campaigning in 1912, someone shot him in the chest. Since he didn't die, Teddy decided he was fine and went ahead to give his scheduled 90-minute speech. That's…
Cluedo: The Sherlock Edition
If you're reading this from North America, Cluedo is the same thing as Clue. If you're reading this from any other country, Clue is a better name for the game than Cluedo, whatever that means, so write some letters or…