Can your taste in fashion accessories be summed up as "Eastern European villain in an early-'00s movie featuring an action star and a professional athlete as an unlikely duo fighting side by side," we have got just the cufflinks for you.…
Coffee mugs are a window to the soul. That's why everyone in the office is protective of their mug. It means something to them, which is pretty disturbing when you think about how many Garfield lovers you've worked with over…
Spruce up your dick! If there's one thing to be learned from spam emails, it's that dudes care a lot about the way their cocks look. Yeah, a lot of people think it's all just an obsession with size but…
It's time to address the lack of animated LED t-shirts in your wardrobe. You probably don't even have any regular shirts with rockets on them either, which is also a problem. Today's your lucky day! Depicting a powerful rocket launch scene…
Bugattis are one of the most expensive automobiles on Earth. Fantasizing about owning or even just driving a Bugatti is like porn for people who watch Top Gear and/or work for "equity" at tech startups in San Francisco. A lot…
The Saint Patrick's Day Pub Crawl is a time-honored tradition, where legends are born and the unworthy fall to the wayside. No one should go it alone. A strong team is always recommended. But even then, even with the most…
This is the kind of thing most people never even realize they can buy and makes such a huge difference to the quality of a person's life. Like noise-canceling headphones and an eye mask for airplane travel. Or prostitutes. Seriously, though. This…
A fun game to play is where you "accidentally" let one of your friends see progressively stranger things in your house or office or car or wherever. It's only really fun if you can keep a straight face, act like…
Is there a single reason for an adult to own this? Probably not. But maybe you have to buy a present for a kid. Or maybe you never had a childhood because you worked your ass off in order to…
Are you tired of taking the same old shower? It's, like, ugh, eeeevery day you get in the saaaame shower and there's, like, water in there and soap and shampoo and you just stand there, cleaning yourself while you space…
Game of Thrones is coming back and holy hype train, Batman, everyone is starting to get real excited, especially because they're all out of source material! Spoiler alert, George double-R Martin writes slow as balls because every time he tries…
You know about ugly Christmas sweaters and you know about dinosaurs and you know about dictionaries but what do you know about Art, huh? Whatcha know about this Art game, yo?! Sit down and learn something about Art, now. Here's…