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Zombie Pen/Pencil Holder

Zombie Pen/Pencil Holder

The zombie apocalypse continues its creeping crawl towards reality by laying claim to prime desk space with this undead pencil holder. If you know anything about the walking dead, you know that a pen or pencil through the chest won't…

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Salt and Pepper Grinder

Salt and Pepper Grinder

No, we're not seriously going to try to talk you in to drunk-buying a two-in-one salt and pepper grinder. Psh, what do you think we are, monsters? No. What we're going to do right now is make you feel awful for…

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Sex Is Like Pizza poster

Sex Is Like Pizza poster

Every important truth in life can be summed up on a poster, right? If you asked 100 strangers to pretend they had to give up either sex or pizza for the rest of their lives and to choose which one,…

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Spicy Honey

Spicy Honey

We've seen simple hot pepper-infused honey before but never with such experimental flavor combinations as Berzerk Bees' spicy honey offerings. Their first hot honey was a plain habanero-infused variety, born of a late night (possibly drunken?) snacking session. Mr. Berzerk…

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Japanese Godzilla Shirt

Japanese Godzilla Shirt

Godzilla is the king of all monsters. This is not open for debate. You can practically hear that ear-splitting scream when you look at the graphic on this t-shirt. The Japanese katakana characters up the right spell "GOJIRA," which is…

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Gifts for Your Inner Villain

EXCLUSIVE: Gifts for Your Inner Villain

There's a small part in all of us that hopes the best villains will win. Not all villains - only the best ones. And it's not like if we really lived in Gotham or Sherlock's London we'd actually be hoping…

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Flux Capacitor Car Charger

Flux Capacitor Car Charger

It won't let you travel back in time to before you accidentally sent those dirty pictures to your boss, but the flux capacitor will totally charge your phone or whatever else you have that powers by USB while you drive straight…

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Fake Bear Rug

Fake Bear Rug

Luxurious rugs made from the hide of big, dangerous animals are synonymous with wealth. On the other hand, killing an animal for no reason other than to make a rug out of its body is synonymous with being a douche. If you're…

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Condom Cookbook

Condom Cookbook

If anyone knows anything about this or can read Japanese, feel free to leave info in the comments because the existence of this cookbook is nothing but a crazy mystery on this end. Plugging the description in to Google Translate…

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NES Controller to USB

NES Controller to USB

It's tragic but Nintendo hasn't manufactured the original NES since 1995. At best, your official NES and accessories are 20 years old and that's a scary thought for those of us still addicted to those classic games. Every time we have…

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Spicy Salt and Vinegar Popcorn

Spicy Salt and Vinegar Popcorn

This is the kind of thing that makes you wish they could use those tubes from a bank drive-thru to instantly blast food you buy online straight into your house. Pyro Pop's simple motto is "Unapologetically Spicy" because every batch…

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Real Bullet Shot Glass

Real Bullet Shot Glass

It's called a SHOT glass for a reason, folks! Toss back a slug of the hard stuff with a bit more firing power, drinking from a shot glass with a real bullet embedded in the side. Handmade in the USA by BenShot,…

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