Romantic Cookbook for Men
Dudes who can't cook at all need to get it together. Do you look like Leonardo DiCaprio? Are you as rich as Bruce Wayne? Have you dedicated a year of your life to rescuing small kittens from the mouths of…
Map to Poundtown condom
Everyone has gotten lost on their way to Poundtown before. It happens to the best of us, no matter how well you plan the route, make sure you pee before leaving home, double-check that the space heater is unplugged... Doesn't…
Bubble Wrap Lingerie
Handle with care! Okay, so, yeah, the chances of getting several uses out of it aren't very high but so what? It's bubble wrap lingerie! Costing way less than similar items made from traditional fabric, what better way to show off…
Sex Panther t-shirt
Highly recommended for fans of the Anchorman film franchise, as well as mathematicians and statisticians everywhere, it's the officially licensed Sex Panther t-shirt! Carefully distressed, to give it that, "Look, baby, I've been a sex panther for a while now. This…
Pepperoni Pizza Nipple Pasties
Did that picture get your attention? You're damn right it did. There's just something about pizza - everybody seems to like it! The fine people over at Pastease love pizza so much, they decided to make pepperoni pizza pasties! Now, maybe…
Christy Canyon’s Autobiography
Lights! Camera! Sex! Is that what they really say on porn sets? Maybe that's how it used to go down (and in and out) in The '80s, when Christy Canyon was fresh on the porn scene in L.A. Before smartphones,…
Brass Balls keychain
The (veiny) attention to detail here is admirable. This keychain is obviously our Singles Awareness Day countdown item of the day. Why? Because guys in relationships don't get to bring their balls with them when they leave the house. "Freedom" is…
Heels Bigger Than Your Dick mug
If wearing high heel shoes came with an instruction manual, there would be a chapter called Unwanted Male Attention. (And since that's an accidental acronym, it would be illustrated with photographs of Uma Thurman being a bad bitch.) The thing about…
Singles Awareness Day countdown
Hopefully you've already noticed a new tag in use on drunkMall, or at least seen a few posts here and there with the letters "SAD" at the beginning of them and wondered what was up with that. Here's what's up with…
Spankrags Motivational Tissues
Today's S.A.D. product may be a little controversial but drunkMall never shies away from controversy! (We're still prepared to fight you in a cage James Franco.) Some people believe that a strong individual should be able to work towards their own…
Carma Sutra Auto-Erotic Handbook
Is there another situation more fraught with sexual tension than a road trip? The obvious answer is "Netflix & Chill" but that's not even close. There are so many potential distractions there it's actually surprising that people think it's a…
Men’s Ass-less Helicopter Twerk Briefs
Take a second and really let what you're looking at sink in to your mind and imagination. Yes, that hole is for that part and that other hole is for that other part. And, yes, those are a series of…