Temporary Dick Tattoos
Drawing on your passed out friends with a permanent marker is sooooo thirty years ago... Honestly, Temporary Dick tattoos would be so 20 years ago if someone had thought of them at the time. But that was a different era.…
Stress Balls with Super Annoying Faces
Most stress is caused by the sounds that come out of human faces. Therefore, it’s possible that stress balls would be more effective if they resembled annoying human faces, which these do. And the faces get even more annoying when…
The Bro-job short story
Okay, so nobody at drunkMall HQ remembers finding this - or at least nobody wants to admit to finding it. Yet here it is, in all its red, white & blue glory: The Bro-job! Gotta be honest, the lack of…
Creepy Brangelina Masks
This opens a lot of doors you may not be prepared to open, really. See, the thing about the faces of mega-celebrities is we spend just as much time looking at them as we do the faces of people we…
“Huevos” Rancheros mold
Huevos rancheros is perhaps the greatest breakfast meal ever. Like, it’s 3:30am as this post is being written and it will be a miracle if we get through it without going to the kitchen and whipping up some huevos rancheros.…
Really Shit Coffee
This might get confusing. Ok, so you know how sometimes you’ll tell a joke and everyone laughs, except you were totally serious? Not even joking a little bit? This coffee is like that because it really is shitty coffee. But.…
Old School Cool wall tapestry
Has anyone reading this ever even seen a wall tapestry? Okay, well have you ever seen Freaks & Geeks? A wall tapestry is the kind of thing one of those kids would make sure they put up before having people…
Send Rick Rolls by Mail
We don’t normally like any of the “Send _____ to ____ !!!” products but the thing about this is that we really, really, really like the song “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley. Really. It’s great that Rick Rolling became…
Finger Hands
This is not okay. Everything has gone too far. Why? Seriously, why? Anyone? Anyone at all. We managed to freak ourselves out even further by imagining someone running a handful of finger hands over their chest while wearing nipple covers……
drunkNews: The Huffington Posts’ Weird Christmas Gift Guide 2015
Weird beards, bizarro heads and oddball characters of all misshapes and mindsets eagerly await the yearly HuffPost Weird News Christmas Gift Guide like the presents are delivered by Bigfoot himself - and this year’s came out on Wednesday: LINK If…
Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook
Oh, boy, here we go again… You know how they say not to judge a book by its cover? That’s bad advice. What does the cover of this book make it look like to you? If you said it looks…
Nicolas Cage “Con Air” Fan Art t-shirt
Have you seen Con Air? Oh, man… It’s amazing… Nic Cage straps on his worst southern accent to play Cameron Poe, a man who’s headed home after doing time for defending his wife’s honor years ago. Only, wouldn’t ya know…