Bad Parking Job Magnets
You know how sometimes you'll see someone who did such a bad job parking their vehicle that you almost feel an obligation to just hang out there until the driver comes back so you can make sure they've been told…
LED Eyelashes
This is the future that's coming our way. Lighted eyelash attachments are the latest high-tech facial accessory and it's easy to see why. The effect is head turner, for sure. Discreet wiring and a headset that looks no more unusual…
Metal Vacuum Straw
Pack a nose full in style, using a metal vacuum cleaner "snuff" straw! Listen, whatever you wanna put up your nose, that's none of our business - except for one thing: cash. Don't put rolled up currency in your nose. It's…
UFO Detector
Holy Anunnaki! Did you know that anyone who wants to can buy a UFO detector? You'd think those things would be classified or require some sort of license or something but guess not. In addition to looking pretty neat with…
EXCLUSIVE: Dirty Santa Gift Guide 2016
Anyone who tells you that you can't win Christmas is wrong. You can totally win that bitch and it all goes down in the main event: Dirty Santa! Everyone has their own version of the rules. Some of you degenerates…
Biggie Air Freshener
Biggie was, is and always will be the definition of "fresh," so it only makes sense that he'd be made into a baller ass air freshener such as the one before you now. Hang this guy from the rearview of…
Pizza Umbrella
There's nothing some good pizza can't help, even a rainy day! It seems like every time you actually need an umbrella, there isn't one anywhere to be found. Yeah, there is probably more than one good reason for that. Umbrellas…
Hot Dudes Reading Photo Book
Okay, so, you know how you'll go to the coffee shop sometimes and there'll be a guy there, sitting by himself and reading a book and you can't decide if he's got an audition coming up for a part where…
EXCLUSIVE: Unique Stocking Stuffers
Don't sweat the small stuff! As always, drunkMall has you fully covered for the holidays. You could even think of us like an insurance policy for gift ideas! Last week, we showed you how to take the power in to…
Serial Killer Card Game
Game night might never be the same after this... Notorious Serial Killers is a deck of cards that are kind of like baseball cards but, instead of professional athletes, each card is dedicated to a multiple murderer and features relevant…
Cute Puzzle Pieces Gift Card
Gift cards are funny things. Or, like, not funny things would be more accurate, most of the time. But what's "funny" about the whole gift card scenario is that it's really easy to tell when someone just ran into a…
Home Flotation Tank
You don't need to own anything on this planet except a (reasonably healthy) body and mind in order to meditate. If you've let your sitting practice slide due to this excuse or that, sorry to tell you that we aren't…