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Bottle Opener Kitchen Scissors

Bottle Opener Kitchen Scissors

You know how it is. You're in the kitchen, slicing up some meats and it suddenly occurs to you that you've not yet had a beer. While that beer may not be a part of any recipe and it obviously…

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Skull Necklace Watch

Skull Necklace Watch

Keep an eye on the time before it all runs out! What appears to be a hefty, bronze-colored skull pendant is in reality a stylish watch. This isn't a sugar skull by any means but the design of the skull,…

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Penis Gym

Penis Gym

Time to get ya dick strong! All these dudes spending hours up in a gym, making the arms big, making the legs big, getting the abs ripped... But what about the love muscle? Can't forget about the love muscle! Strengthening…

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Car USB Multiplier

Car USB Multiplier

Taking road trips used to be a lot like Highlander - there could be only one person using the cigarette lighter charger at a time. This has been a problem pretty much since Game Boys came out but now that everyone…

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Faceless Watch

Faceless Watch

Finally! There's no reason for a watch to have a face in 2016. Think about it. What is a watch? It's literally a clock, shrunk down and strapped to a person's wrist. That is Stone Age technology, at this point.…

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Wireless Shot Clocks

Wireless Shot Clocks

Put a stop to never-ending beer pong games by bringing in a very useful tool from the great sport of basketball: shot clocks! You know the scene. House party with a beer pong table and not much else for sporting…

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Armpit Air Conditioner

Armpit Air Conditioner

Don't let armpit sweat get the best of you this summer! Personal hygiene is incredibly important to an individual's social standing. Remember the weird smelling kid in 10th grade? Not very popular, right? Right. But pit sweat seems unstoppable. It's…

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Eject Button Car Lighter

Eject Button Car Lighter

If life were half as interesting as the cartoons of our childhood would have us believe, cars would come with EJECT buttons. But they don't. Fortunately, this is a problem that can be fixed, right here and right now. Of…

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Miniature Arcade Game Systems

Miniature Arcade Game Systems

Does anyone else ever feel like the older generations of simpler video games are more fun than the massive, complex games we have today? Now when you get a new console game you're likely to spend an hour creating a…

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Home Planetarium

Home Planetarium

Bring the stars inside with your very own home planetarium! Gazing at the night sky has filled mankind with curiosity and inspiration for thousands and thousands of years. Something about looking out at that endless field of twinkling lights really…

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ENEMIES Phone Case

Frenemies Phone Case

So no one told you life was gonna be this way? Tough shit, get used to it. You know how they say high school is practice for the real world? Right, okay. So now you know how high school was…

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Automatic Jar Opener

Automatic Jar Opener

Give your hands a break and let the robots open those tightly sealed jars! Listen, nobody's saying you can't get the jar open on your own. We don't doubt anyone's strength or creativity when it comes to opening a stuck…

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