The Portal video games are... difficult... to explain. But that's drunkMall's job, so here we go! Okay, Portal is a puzzle-type video game. Think, like, Chip's Challenge. In the video game, the basic premise that you're pretty much a lab…
Are you so tired of blowing your own bubbles???? You're in luck! Because probably some time like 30 years ago but we don't know because we weren't paying attention - some person came up with the idea for a gun that blows…
Unicorns ARE jerks! Think about it. Have you seen Mean Girls? Okay, those were some pretty ruthless bitches in that movie, right? Right. Now imagine if those mean popular girls were literally mythological creatures. And they knew it. And they were…
L-O-L! Okay, so everyone knows that bachelorette parties are pretty much the most insane and debauchery-filled events that take place in modern society, right? If you don't know, we could tell you some mind blowing stories... Basically, if you see a bachelorette…
This is the most bullshit time of the year for a lot of people because it's when they return to college, where they're going into debt to learn shit they could look up on the Internet for free so they can have…
This pool float is FAAAABULOUS! Everyone makes such a big deal out of the goose that laid the golden egg, nobody ever asks what hatched from the egg. Maybe it was a golden swan! Okay, but that's all fairy tale…
You know that movie Moneyball? This has nothing to do with that. It's a miniature basketball with an all-over print of various US currency denominations. Why? Uh, you have any idea how much money an NBA player makes? They don't even…
This is one game that might be more fun to lose than win! Everyone's played Battleship. You know how it works. But anyone who's foolhardy enough to have tried making a full-size replica of Battleship with shots of alcohol in…
Bust out the blood red crayons because this is the coloring book to kick the shit out of all other coloring books! Fun for ages 8 all the way up to you geezers with one foot in the grave, it's…
Gambling with a pair of loaded dice is a really good way to lose a thumb, if any of you feel like you've got one thumb too many. A set of fixed dice is one of those things you see…
There are other drinking games but very few other drinking sports have achieved such widespread popularity as the illustrious endeavor of Beer Pong. Yes, if bowling is a sport then beer pong is 100% a sport. As a party pastime, beer pong…
Beer pong is super fun. It's a great game. But what if there was a way to make it even better?! The makers of Fire Pong think that's exactly what they've done. Think of Fire Pong like an awesome new…