The Sriracha Cookbook
Oh, this is just pornographic… “50 Rooster Sauce Recipes That Pack a Punch,” it says… drunkMall loves hot sauce, it’s no secret, and sriracha is a great one. But up until now we’ve treated it as an afterthought, something to…
Never Soggy, Always Crunchy cereal bowl
Welp, looks like we’re going to be buying way more cereal to make up for all of the soggy bullshit we ate as kids because nobody was smart enough to invent this… This bowl is so simple and awesome! There’s…
Mini Sriracha to Go Keychain Bottles
Never suffer through a bland meal again! Take 1.6 ounces of sriracha with you wherever you go in a flip-top leak proof bottle on your keychain! Not only are the bottles officially licensed by Huy Fong Foods and made with…
Dinner and a Movie Cookbook
Does anyone else remember Dinner & A Movie from TBS in the ‘90s? It was just like watching a movie on TV except they would cut to two (pretty annoying) hosts before and after commercials and the hosts would do…
Paleo Sex Positions and Recipes
Eat & F**k Like a Caveman (or Cavewoman) with this handy little guidebook! Break out of eating the same old things with some new recipes that fit your Crossfit eating plan, then put all of that extra protein to good…
Tipsy Treats: Alcohol-Infused Dessert Cookbook
Everyone loves alcohol and everyone loves desserts - the combination is even more tasty! From the inventor of the first-ever cupcake shot, Automn Skoczen, Tipsy Treats is the cookbook you want for alcohol-infused cupcake, marshmallow, martini gel and popsicle recipes!…
4 Pack of El Yucateco Hot Sauce
If you eat in real Mexican restaurants and taquerias, you know exactly what’s in this bottle - spicy goodness! Add some heat to your meals at home with this variety pack of El Yucateco hot sauces: Red Chile Habanero Green…
Huge Box of Snacks – 50ct.
This is perfect for college students, people serving in the military or anyone who needs to keep an eye on their blood sugar. 50 individual servings of snacks and candy for less than $1 an item. The list of what’s…
5 Pound Gummy Bear
We know what you’re thinking. Buy the 5 pound gummy bear and push the engagement ring into the middle of it, then give it to her as a proposal gift. Honestly? It’s a brilliant move and she’s lucky to have…
“Cookin’ with Coolio” Cookbook
There’s a chapter called “How to Become a Kitchen Pimp,” which isn’t a type of person we knew existed or that we could be, so now we need this book. That cover art is a little crazy, though. You ever see…
Citrus Juicer
Juicing lemons is bullshit. This juicer makes short work of squeezing both lemons and limes dry, while also filtering out the seeds! Hit up Pinterest for probably five thousand ideas of what to do with those lemon seeds cuz we…
Rotating Pizza Oven
Never again shall mankind suffer the fate of burnt crust and a frozen middle! Give this bad boy a place on your countertop and your pizza game will be forever changed! Also works really well with other types of food…