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The Dead Celebrity Christmas Cookbook

The Dead Celebrity Christmas Cookbook

There’s nothing to liven up a Holiday gathering like some culinary advice from recognizable figures who’ve been taking dirt naps for decades! Though you could also bring the zombie garden gnome in from the front yard to use as a…

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The Party Plate

The Party Plate

Show up to any holiday party with a rack of these and, trust us, people will be into it. If you invite drunkMall to your party, make sure there are plenty of salt & vinegar potato chips. We will for…

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Espresso-Filled Chocolates

Espresso-Filled Chocolates

Finding out this exists and we’ve never had it hurts on a spiritual level we were not prepared to deal with today. “Go to the boss’ office, just look her in the eye and transmit the feel telepathically until everyone…

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Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips

Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips

Possibly the ultimate drunk snack, salt and vinegar flavored potato chips should be a staple in every bar. Forget about pretzels. Throw those peanuts in the trash. Give us salt and vinegar crisps and we’ll be at the bar every…

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Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press

Grilled Cheesus sandwich press

A perfect grilled cheese sandwich is a truly miraculous thing. When the magical cheese/bread combination is found - holy deliciousness! Though, that still doesn’t really explain why someone would go through the trouble of creating a sandwich press that toasts…

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Ready-to-Eat Breakfast Sandwich Machine

Ready-to-Eat Breakfast Sandwich Machine

It’s a wonderful thing, the breakfast sandwich. It’s even more wonderful to be able to make them at home. Now, we previously featured another great gadget like this on the site but we like this one even better because it’s…

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More Edges Brownie Pan

More Edges Brownie Pan

So, we just found out that some people think brownies from the outside of the pan are better, because of the “edge” part. Who are you people? Tell us in the comments why you love edges so much - we don’t…

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Mini Electric S’Mores Toaster

Mini Electric S’Mores Toaster

First off, there’s nothing like a marshmallow roasted over a camp fire, so don’t even trip. That being said, partying near an open flame can be risky and most dorm rooms don’t have fire pits, so… This cute little electric…

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Cut Resistant Kitchen Gloves

Cut Resistant Kitchen Gloves

Paging, Hannah Hart! Anyone who likes to have a couple drinks while preparing dinner needs to know about these gloves. Using a mandolin can be scary even for totally sober, experienced chefs. Throw an overconfident amateur with a buzz on…

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Theater Style Popcorn Machine

Theater Style Popcorn Machine

No matter how big or small, any home entertainment setup gets a whole lot more awesome when a theater style popcorn machine is added to the party! We wouldn’t host a Mr. Robot marathon without it. The machine runs off…

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Doughnut Warming Coffee Mug

Doughnut Warming Coffee Mug

If any of you drunkMall copycats out there want to start a website called How Did It Take So Long for Someone to Invent This.com, that would be cool because how did it take so long for someone to invent…

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Savage Jerky Co.’s Sriracha Bacon

Savage Jerky Co.’s Sriracha Bacon

Like reading that headline doesn’t instantly sell it. Do us a favor and pretend everything we’re about to say is contributing in some way. We’d never heard of sriracha bacon before Savage Jerky offered to send us some. It’s unbelievable.…

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