Anyone who tells you that you can't win Christmas is wrong. You can totally win that bitch and it all goes down in the main event: Dirty Santa! Everyone has their own version of the rules. Some of you degenerates…
It's a cactus made out of coasters! When you need a coaster, all you gotta do is take one off the cactus! Let's recap. It's better than a real cactus because it's not covered in painful spikes and you can't…
Tired of everyone assuming you aren't tough because you drink tea instead of coffee? Put some balls in your cup! It's the Testicle Teabag, y'all! Take that tired metal tea ball infuser you've been using and throw that shit in…
Skip the chocolate oranges... Fill up your stocking with some real holiday cheer this year! It's the Santa's Stocking Flask! You may have seen this item around this time last year, as it went completely viral and sold out literally…
It's so good once it hits your lips! Take a knee and get ready for the sexiest beer bong of your life because it's The Dong Bong, baby! Yup, it's a beer bong with a big, fake cock on the…
Christmas with the family. It's coming a lot faster then you'd like to think. Once you get old enough that this means dealing with nieces and nephews, alcohol becomes like a secret currency in the house. Yeah, you've all bought…
Listen, Santa ain't got time for your glass of milk and plate of cookies bullshit this year. Have you ever even considered the logistics of one fat man being pulled around the globe by flying reindeer to give presents to…
Throw that liquor under lock and key! There are few things as aggravating as realizing someone got in to your good stuff while you weren't around. Take some precautionary measures and add a layer of security to those spiritual libations!…
Thanksgiving is over. Black Friday has come and gone. That means one thing: gift guides! You won't be able to get online for more than five minute between now and Christmas without someone trying to get you to look at…
Save time and energy at the start of your day with this combination tea maker and alarm clock! It actually makes the tea for you automatically! Ready for the best part? Okay, the machine boils water and dispenses it into the…
Now that's Christmas spirits! Everyone remembers that Santa's Stocking flask that went viral last year, sold out everywhere and then you couldn't get it for less than $80 anywhere online, right? Okay, well this hat could be this year's that.…
Set phasers to fun! Sitting around the house, strolling around your favorite convention, even cruising at warp speed through the final frontiers of space - enjoy your favorite adult or non-adult canned beverages in stylish koozie paying tribute to Mr. Spock of…