Reverse Condom Latex Briefs
Okay, you know how a condom is a piece of latex (usually) made to be worn over the penis in order to prevent pregnancy, the spread of disease and, you know, "spillage"? Well, these briefs are basically the exact opposite…
Sushi Dress
Nothing says "Feed me sushi!" like a cute dress covered in nigiri and maki. Printed on white material and cut to let your legs and arms breathe, this is a perfect dress for spring and summer. And that's great because when…
Sea Captain Hat
Oh captain, my captain! If you want to hear these words being screamed in your bedroom then owning a captain's hat would be a step in the right direction. Hang this naval captain's cap on the bedpost and it'll always…
Gizmo Swimsuit
There's kind of a sick sense of humor in making a swimsuit with a mogwai on it. Let's not forget that the second rule of owning a mogwai is that you can't ever get it wet or it will spawn several…
Fart Stopping Underwear
Farts happen. Honestly, it's pretty remarkable that we've advanced as far as we have with both society and technology without more effort put forth to solve problems that have been around before civilization itself. Like farts in public. We've all…
Agent Smith Sunglasses
You don't have to be an avatar of pure evil badassery to look as cool as a supervillain! Agent Smith from The Matrix series has always been one of the best dressed bad guys around. Sharp suits accessorized with sunglasses…
Neon Fingerless Fishnet Gloves
That '80s Madonna/Lauper is about due for a comeback! Looking for some quick tips on how to nail the style? It's easy. Buy one item of clothing that costs $100 or more, then buy twenty items of clothing (and accessories)…
Skull Necklace Watch
Keep an eye on the time before it all runs out! What appears to be a hefty, bronze-colored skull pendant is in reality a stylish watch. This isn't a sugar skull by any means but the design of the skull,…
Slimer Shirt
All the BS aside, everyone can agree that Slimer is one disgusting but lovable ghost blob. He's smelly and rude but damned if he doesn't know how to have a good time! Giving the Ghostbusters one of their first jobs…
Classic Run DMC Shirt
It's like that and that's the way it is! Because the Run DMC logo is one of those things that's been copied to death over the years, it's worth reminding everyone that it's more than a logo. Honestly, as far…
Pikachu Snapback Hat
In all fairness, Pokemon never really went anywhere. But W-O-W did the release of Pokemon Go bring us straight back to peak '90s Pokemon hysteria! There's no way you're reading these words on The Internet right now and you haven't…
Taco Emotions Pin
People are a lot like tacos. Most of us have at least a little bit of a hard exterior as defense but when you get past that then we're full of all sorts of soft gooey stuff like emotions on the inside.…