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Wine for Cats

GIVEAWAY: Wine for Cats

Maybe the reason cats are so famously rude is that they've been waiting for the stupid creatures with the opposable thumbs (humans, us) to finally get around to creating a felino vino worthy of their consumption! You're out of your…

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Giant Unicorn Pool Float

Giant Unicorn Pool Float

Stand out in the pool like the mythical creature you are with a unicorn float! Wait, did we say unicorn float? We meant GIANT unicorn float! This thing is huge! Measuring 8 feet long, you might think you need someone…

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Aquatic Ice Pop Molds

Aquatic Ice Pop Molds

You know it's better under the sea! Take treat time to the depths of the ocean with this quality ice pop molding kit. Frozen desserts never go out of style but unnecessary sugar, preservatives and mysterious additives lose more friends…

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Raptor Egg Candle

Raptor Egg Candle

For every person who can't watch Jurassic Park or Game of Thrones without wishing they could get their hands on some gargantuan lizard eggs, we found something fantastic! When brand-new, this candle looks like a big reptile egg. Light the…

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Dog Pillow

Dog Pillow

You're probably wondering why there's a picture of a dog here when the post title says the product is a pillow. Take a closer look - that dogĀ is the pillow! It looks real as fuck. Actually, it may look too…

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Crochet Cat Butt Coasters

Crochet Cat Butt Coasters

Take one more step into Crazy Cat Lady territory with some coasters made to look like the backend of your feline friends! It's a view every cat owner knows better than they'd like because cats seem to always find a…

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Shark Attack Beach Towel

Shark Attack Beach Towel

Shark attack! Two words you definitely don't want to hear at the beach. But don't let that stop you from enjoying this beach towel with a bit of a darkly comic design for the occasion! Sharks are awesome, okay? Honestly,…

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RC Flying Shark

RC Flying Shark

You've seen Sharknado. Wait, you haven't seen Sharknado? Fix your life. Alright, for everyone who has it together and has seen Sharknado, you know the drill. The game has changed. Sharks aren't perfect death machines handcrafted by years of evolution…

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Porking Piggies Salt and Pepper Shakers

Porking Piggies Salt and Pepper Shakers

Shake things up in the kitchen! This salt and pepper shaker set (obviously) looks like a couple of pigs doing one of probably, like, four total things pigs ever actually do: fuck. For fans of pigs, porkin', salt and/or paper,…

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Scottish Appreciation Day

EXCLUSIVE: Scottish Appreciation Day

It's a rare bird that doesn't love a bit of Scotland, whether you know it or not. With St. Patrick's Day coming up, the entire drinking world will soon be singing the praises of children of Ireland (if not claiming…

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Bunny Peep Ring

Bunny Peep Ring

If you like it then you gotta put a ring on it and this ring is for everyone who likes Peeps. Scratch that - this one's for everyone who loves Peeps. Nobody likes Peeps. You either love Peeps or you…

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Swan Bath Lights

Swan Bath Lights

Bathtime. A relaxing time for self-care and perhaps some meditative self-reflection. Turn the lights down low, put on some relaxing music and just zen yourself out for a while. And if you'd like to have a friend or three with…

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