Fake Baguette Wrist Rest
Modern jobs are brutal on the human body. Sitting in a chair for hours on end, focusing your eyes at words on a screen, typing and typing and typing... At least if you worked in construction you'd be getting good…
EXCLUSIVE: Back to School Gift Guide
This is the most bullshit time of the year for a lot of people because it's when they return to college, where they're going into debt to learn shit they could look up on the Internet for free so they can have…
Dry Erase Clock
Time is whatever you need it to be with this post-modern clock piece. Where a traditional clock would have a face full of numbers to tell the time of day, this clock's surface is a blank slate made from dry-erase…
Leather-Bound Dragon Journal
Despite what the movies would have us believe, you don't have to know hundreds of magic spells or the hidden location of ancient buried treasure to jot things down in a sick leather-bound journal with mystical creatures on the cover. Ask…
Pros and Cons Notepad
Okay, this is actually a wonderfully useful invention. The PROS of sitting down and writing out a list of all possible positives and negatives to any course of action are well documented. We've all read the self-help articles and watched…
Secret Message Pens
How many of you were certain you'd grow up to be a spy? We can't turn you into James Bond or anything but we can show you this sweet set of secret message pens! Everyone knows you can write a…
Zombie Pen/Pencil Holder
The zombie apocalypse continues its creeping crawl towards reality by laying claim to prime desk space with this undead pencil holder. If you know anything about the walking dead, you know that a pen or pencil through the chest won't…
Game Boy Whiteboard Magnets
Give those household appliances an old school, handheld gaming system look with the FreezerBoy Magnet set! The "screen" of the big magnet functions as a dry erase board, so you can remind yourself to buy more energy drinks to fuel those…
People I Want to Punch in the Face notebook
Oh, buddy... This notebook is perfect for anyone who keeps a journal because that's all a journal usually ends up being, a list of people you'd like to punch in the face, the reasons why you want to punch them…
Burrito Pencil Case
That is a delicious looking burrito. Except it isn't because it's really a pencil case that looks exactly like a burrito when it's rolled up. How neat is that? We've seen other stuff like it and we even featured a…
Texting Gloves
Aw, yeah! Texting can be brutal in cold climates. Use any part of your body on a touchscreen and it works fine. (Any part. We checked. Yeah, we checked that part, too.) But just try texting while wearing your favorite…