Buddha Board
If you loved Etch-A-Sketch when you were a kid then you'll probably want to know about the Buddha Board. It's a similar concept with a twist that makes it a little more "grown up" than playing with an Etch-A-Sketch in…
Nearly Effortless Decision Maker
Indecision is a bitch. Much like regret, it's a pretty useless experience for the average human life. Sure, you can't make every decision instantly and, obviously, if you do something wrong then being able to recognize that helps you make…
Literary Party Game
Papercuts is a party game for that person who thinks Cards Against Humanity is for uneducated morons but part of that person wishes they were an uneducated moron so they could have fun like everyone seems to be doing. You don't…
Nic Cage Activity Book
Nicolas Cage is the single greatest celebrity in the history of the world and this is not up for debate*. This is an activity book for Nic Cage fans. It's named after one of his many, many masterpieces, Snake Eyes.…
Light Socket Phone Charger
For everyone who's ever had to make the difficult decision of whether they should stand in the dark and charge their phone or enjoy a well-lit room while their battery life quickly diminishes, we'd like to usher you into the…
GIVEAWAY: Tyrion Poster
Get some Tyrion Lannister on your wall as soon as possible with this poster featuring the best quote from our favorite character from our favorite show! The official Game of Thrones teasers have already begun for the next season, which…
Butter Mill
Meals with milled food are fancier. What's "milled" food? Well, you're familiar with it, even if you think you aren't. Anyone who's ever eaten at an Olive Garden has at least had milled food offered to them. "Fresh pepper for…
100 Dollar Bill Towel
It's all about the Benjamins, baby! Rest your booty like a true G on this beach towel. While it may be illegal to deface US money, it's not illegal to "deface" novelty products that look like US money. That's sweet…
Curious Cat Bottle Stopper
Curiosity hasn't killed this cat but that's only because it can't fit all the way down into the bottle to get at the wine. Too bad for the cat but good for you! Don't worry about cramming that cork back…
Coconut Party Cups
Tiki parties for everybody! Serve your favorite tropical theme cocktails in these plastic coconut cups! These things are better than using real coconuts in every way. First of all, getting one coconut open in a way that it can still…
Wagyu Ribeyes
Don't you want to taste excellence at least once in your life? Wagyu beef is widely regarded as some of the best meat available for human consumption on this planet. As such, it commands a high price, far beyond what…
Silicon Valley Pied Piper Mousepad
Get in on the ground floor with these Pied Piper mousepads! Listen, your job doesn't pay well. It doesn't pay at all. But you knew that was the situation when you came aboard. It's a totally standard arrangement. Time is…