Life Size Cardboard Hippo
Hippos are apparently one of the deadliest creatures on the planet and also mean as shit. You wouldn't want to have one as a pet, in other words. They are pretty cute, though, in like an "extraterrestrial pig dog" kinda…
Pizza Umbrella
There's nothing some good pizza can't help, even a rainy day! It seems like every time you actually need an umbrella, there isn't one anywhere to be found. Yeah, there is probably more than one good reason for that. Umbrellas…
Sock Monkey Wine Holder
Wine Monkey! That funky monkey! A lot of us had a sock monkey when we were young children. The sock monkey makes a great companion for kids but we're all grown up now and that sock monkey's ready to party…
Useless Box Machine
You've probably already got a lot of useless boxes in your house but at least this one isn't lying to you by pretending to have some other purpose. Also, it's pretty entertaining, if you're easily entertained. These "useless machine" kits…
Hot Dudes Reading Photo Book
Okay, so, you know how you'll go to the coffee shop sometimes and there'll be a guy there, sitting by himself and reading a book and you can't decide if he's got an audition coming up for a part where…
Tuxedo Hoodie
The tuxedo tee shirt is classic, a total standby. You don't have to be a slave to the look, though. No need to suffer the harsh elements because you feel like rocking your retro flavor all over town... They got…
Stapleless Stapler
It's hard to believe we're still using so much paper on this planet. Like, fax machines are still in heavy use around the world. Think about that... Okay, okay - fax machines still make sense in some scenarios but staples?…
Chewbacca Stocking
How do you say "shut up and take my money" in Wookie?! The first thing you need to know about this Chewbacca stocking is that it is currently on sale and we'll be extremely surprised if it doesn't sell out.…
Scary Cat Toy
Finally, a stuffed animal for everyone who always wished one of their stuffed animals would get possessed by a demon like some '80s movie! Feisty Pets is a new line of plush stuffed animals with hidden buttons that turn their…
Coaster Cactus
It's a cactus made out of coasters! When you need a coaster, all you gotta do is take one off the cactus! Let's recap. It's better than a real cactus because it's not covered in painful spikes and you can't…
Throwing Star Push Pins
Bringing ninja stars to the office is probably frowned upon in, like, most places of business. It's like lawyers and insurance companies have no appreciation for the skill and discipline it takes to be a ninja. Some people. You just…
Drogon Doll
It's a cute miniature Drogon plushy doll to get you through the night. After all, the night is dark and full of terrors... Like the terrible realization that we're still months away from new episodes hitting the air. And the…