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LED Tutus

LED Tutus

This product is perfect for drunkMall! Why, you ask? Because we have no idea why someone would want it but we know someone wants it! Do you? Share this post!

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"2D" Backpack

“2D” Backpack

We’re not sure how it works but here is a totally functional backpack that somehow looks like it was cut out of a two-dimensional animation. Cartoon carry-on? Share this post!

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Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Stash Bag

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Stash Bag

Of course this is a thing… Confused about what you’re looking at? It’s a two-pocket stash bag for small accessories. Seriously, keep this away from your blacked out friends or they’ll probably try to eat it! Each side has a…

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Pikachu hoodie

Pikachu hoodie

this + a pair of yellow sweatpants = super easy Halloween costume Really, though, this hoodie is the only reason we can imagine that color of yellow being acceptable in an item of clothing. If this hoodie didn’t have the…

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Gigantosaurus cardboard cutout

Gigantosaurus cardboard cutout

We thought about calling this a T. Rex just to see if any dinosaur nerds would freak out on us. But, yeah, it’s actually a Gigantosaurus - we looked it up. What are scientists doing? Do you have to go…

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Great Big Googly Eyes

Great Big Googly Eyes

The possibilities are endless* with these giant googly eyes! Each eye is 7″ across and the backs are (very) adhesive, so you could stick them on basically any flat surface you want! You’ll probably want to put ‘em on something that…

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Never Soggy, Always Crunchy cereal bowl

Never Soggy, Always Crunchy cereal bowl

Welp, looks like we’re going to be buying way more cereal to make up for all of the soggy bullshit we ate as kids because nobody was smart enough to invent this… This bowl is so simple and awesome! There’s…

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Handicorn: The Finger Puppet Unicorn

Handicorn: The Finger Puppet Unicorn

Before we talk about Handicorn, everyone knows Rule #34, right? We didn’t check - but there’s just no way it doesn’t apply here, so consider yourselves warned. Ok! Handicorn! Handicorn is a 4-piece set of finger attachments to magically transform…

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Teeny Tiny Camera

Teeny Tiny Camera

A miniature camera that can take photo & video while being small enough to fit on your fingertip. Comes with a wrist strap, mini USB cable and user manual. Software seems to be Windows only... Share this post!

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“PAWS” t-shirt

“PAWS” t-shirt

Just when you thought it was safe to forget about parody t-shirts of ‘70s blockbuster films… It’s PAWS, the t-shirt! This adorable kitten take on the iconic JAWS movie poster should make for an easy icebreaker no matter where you wear…

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6 Foot Tall Inflatable Soccer Ball

6 Foot Tall Inflatable Soccer Ball

Who likes big balls? We like big balls! And we’ve got the biggest balls of them all! This soccer ball is six feet in diameter when inflated, made of vinyl and comes with a repair kit to patch holes. Share…

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Super Mario Question Mark Tin Box with Candy

Super Mario Question Mark Tin Box with Candy

No, this box doesn’t contain a magic mushroom that will make you grow taller but once it’s in your possession you can put whatever you want in it! 2″ on each side, this little cube is a replication of the…

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